From the crazy place we like to call our little piece of heaven.....

1) Alissa711 --- blueboy445 - not sure what the heck you did, but you screwed up big time..you should have given the candy and flowers to your Mom, what the heck are you thinking about, two screw-ups in one event! Plus, we all really feel for little Alissa it was just bad, bad what happen, we all just can't believe that you or all people screwed up, but you "outed" yourself on the board and that's always a good thing. I done it so many times I can't remember because I'm the King of the idiot moves, maybe I should have statue built in my honor pointing to hell? Alissa on behalf of the board we all say sorry...don't worry Blue wasn't a Magnum.

2) I am keeping a blog now... It's on my website. eom --- tattooed_asian - yes folks I got sold down the river last week by little Kimmy, she stuck to her guns and stayed with the story "I never fist and never tell". Okay, she claimed it was my dream - something about a snail crawling across the tip of a razor blade, now that is my dream and my nightmare? The fist; up that portion of the body that is only to be used as outbound thing, putting things into that outbound canal may sound exciting, but a fist is over rated in that zone. They may call me assman but it is not for this reason, many times the "term" has nothing to do with insertions probably more to do with #1 in the this weeks review!!
How come I am always getting blogged about, I have not anything wrong, I'm an innocent kid, God save us all....

3) Review approvals taking longer? Magnums, anyone? - yes they are, I smell conspiracy here on the board, something is not right (besides me) in Dodge? Why I ask, is this the case, what is the real story? I have seen many well hidden things in life like: there was a third gunman behind the grassy knoll, next to the 7-Eleven, close to the back porch of Sister Ann's house, next to the fence but to the right of building, up 10 feet to the left of the man with the umbrella, who also shot Kennedy? When there is Elvis and Micheal both still alive living with the Walrus on a island, I'm telling you just play the album backwards for the clues.... It is the government, CIA plot, TER board, EROS conspiracy, or maybe there are just more horny people submitting reviews this holiday season - it's something???

Now for Magnums - the rumor on the street is that the supply and demand is quite high here in the cities, but a recent poll along the top providers is; that this is due to speculation in the rubber business driving up the costs and demand for these? According to the recent poll; per the great ladies it is this - if size mattered and length was part of their approval process they would go out of business. According to the poll; men have a habit of adding two to four inches in there mind and this creates a suction problem when these men use these magnums and they get sucked right in and come out of the first thrust. The women in the poll also claim that the men really believe they will grow in size a minimum of two inches after full erection and insertion. Providers are quite mad at past girlfriends of these guys (81.4% of male population) for carrying on this myth??

4) Provocative But Safe Places To Play………..Fantasy Come True? Marie does it again..I liked the one who did it in the cow pasture in between a herd of grazing cows; or the one who did one of Santa's little helpers right under the Santa chair in a crowded mall. Then there was the guy who did it in a pretty empty Greyhound bus travelling along route 66, the Woodstock guy was pretty interesting, the elevator guy with security cheering him on from the speaker, the guy who did it and live to speak about it in this private plane when the auto pilot disengaged and the plane did a barrel roll (might have been a Northwest pilot - not sure I got that right) only to recover after orgasm. Lastly, another good one, the guy who put his car on auto pilot, had his girl steer the car while she was laid over the seat and he engaged her from behind at 65 MPH with truckers honking as they went by!!

At least we received no pleas this week from Marie to come clean and I'm thinking with another week under my belt in the tent in the back yard this could be my last week in isolation. Please Marie no more good ideas or suggestion I have spent three weeks in that freaking tent because of "Your ask Marie weekly advice column". It wasn't so bad until all the snow of this week and now even my dogs left me to go back inside!

5) New Years Resolution --- vmaxdlx - okay my question is this how can "touring" be a resolution? Heck, I will come with you, be your road manager how is having all that fun so hard it would require a resolution??? Sorry Sammy NCNS not bother anyone - how can it not bother anyone, you are ready with your Sunday best cloths, you drive 30 minutes, buy some flowers, diamonds, cars etc for your lady friend and arrive at your destination and the fine lady who you just spoke to 60 minutes ago doesn't answer you. You stick around for 60 minutes with a horny body and you realize at this point "I guess she is not showing up"  A New Year, new beginning, so you will be happy, what the heck I tried, it's not any ones fault, stuff happens, no worries mate. I think I try a CL girl who is close to the area and you call and she is available and when you arrive, her pimp bitch slaps you crazy, takes the flowers for his Mom, gives the car to his other Ho's, and sells the diamonds or yes..also takes all your money. No worries, be happy its a new year 2010!! Sorry just couldn't pass that one up!!

I also wish "STILLINHIDING" hobbyists will come out of hiding in 2010.
Why make any resolution that you couldn't have made on March 1st, why make another failure for the New Year - it's just a date, place and time in history, Jan 1st...So I'm going to run with scissors, start the house on fire, watch TV until I get cross-eyed, not eat any vegetables until it get Rickets, leave the front door open, take a shower and clean my ears, ride my bike without a helmet, wash my clothes once every two weeks, let strangers give me car rides, take my money out of my socks and use my pockets, climb a tree, meet a "bad" girl and bring her home, and eat not fully cooked food to see if they really give you worms. Yes from my dear Mom my dream, my nightmare!

6) Wow- new ladies, new reivews! --- ldm51560 - The master of the obvious - per the 2009 Harvard study, more women and men are involved in some sort of sexual hobby due to the ecomonic situation facing our country? Horn is equal to rich as it is to the poor? Sex sells, people per the study like having sex, and cuming is a new age type of thing!


Until the New Year, see you on the rebound, enjoy your holidays, be good, have fun, This is doctor 1Terrapin1 (new resolution to invent a doctor tag-line) signing off. The views of 1Terrapin1 are in no way endorsed by: TER, EROS, 411, Back or Front Pages, City Vibe Myfast "Past", Tiger Woods, LE, Buddha, Tao Te Ching, Sex World, In and out Magazine, Marie's Advice Column, Ho's are us, and what to be a Porn star. His views are considered to be well out there by most and really who would endorse this free thinking, off the mark view points - THE MANAGEMENT