A weather/commerce question:

Yes they work

I postponed trying to set something up this past week specifically because it was really cold.  I don't tolerate the cold as well as I used to.

… is great for staying warm in freezing weather. And I’m fine with bringing my warm body to the provider’s place. At least we don’t have mountains of snow to deal with, like last winter.

There is an old survival question -- you are out in the middle of nowhere in an approaching blizzard and your car door lock (the old fashioned kind, with a key and not a remote) is frozen with you are locked outside.  What do you do?
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You can piss on the lock.

I bet that if actually in that circumstance, I would never remember to do that.

Is this your solution to all life's problems?  

At least will not need meds for mental anxiety if that is the case .

That's so true! Speaking of, I haven't seen you in forever 😘

I would try that - it would take some gymnastic moves on my part but I'd try it!