You may not believe some of this but its the truth.

I am very curious as to whether or not I am just finding the the right girls at strip clubs or am I sharing this with all of you too???  I went to a club today and got a lap dance.  This girl had seen me in there dancing with some of the other girls and I tought I would give her a try.  She knew I wasnt LE, basically.  At the stage she had my crank out.  She came to where I was sitting in the club after she got done and brought me back for a dance.  She again pulled it and sat on it.  Yep, right out in the open theres my crank.  Three songs later  I was done.  All that for $120 today.  Better then some service providers and much stronger finish I might add.

Ever since I was 18, not that I'm old(33) I can not believe what goes on in these places.  I have seen everything and been apart of everything.  You name it I have been able to get it in this one club.  Not gonna give the name of the club, so save your breath. Six different girls for F/S within six monthes and all for about $100-$150.  Best part about it none of it was in the VIP rooms some of the clubs offer.  Now obviously this didnt just happen the first time I ever met them.  Its like a good service provider gets better with time.  The best was one night these 2 strippers suppsed girlfriends, were hard up for cash, rent?.  I had seen them play with eachother on stage(DATY) several times, so possible.  I took them back in the middle of bar rush, late on a Friday night and I had both of them.  As always, I go in covered as to not make a mess of the drawers or get the girls messy.  I had danced with both in the past and told the one I really liked about wanting them both.  She smiled and said maybe next week.  I went in a week later and man alive if she didnt have crotchless panties on.  Her girlfriend ate her out while I was burried inside the best is when she pulled it out and cleaned it off and got on herself and her friend went down on her.  Thats all it took that night.  I spent alot($200 each) that night.  I even even watched out in the main floor girls riding people talk about hot!  Or do you all think I'm full of shiet?  I guess I dont care what you think as I know its true.

I think you're full of shiet.

First off I know of no club in TC where girls actually eat each other out on stage. I've seen pseudo licking or tease play but never full fledged DATY.

2nd, Friday nights about the busiest night in TC strip club. Where do you get the privacy and escape the eyes of security to not only pull it out, but get it licked, stroked and sat on??

Not saying it can't happen, perhaps in lofts or VIP but FS in the no touching allowed TC? Six different girls within 6 months and you never get caught??

Yes buddy you are full of shiet!

What an outrageous story. FS right in the middle of a club that he refuses to give the name of. Unless your name is Brad Pitt, you ain't getting this kind of treatment in broad daylight bro in ANY TC strip club (I been to them all)!

perhaps if it was written less in the prose "look at all this ass i'm getting, I just wanted to share that with you, but I won't tell you where" , and the fact that no one can really imagine any TC place actually having this kind of stuff going on to that degree.

My friend got a BJ at Ricks once, and I thought that was pretty sweet, however overall I find it just to be a lost cause if you're not in Naigra Falls or something .

Given that I spend a lot of time in the 3 main clubs in town, I would be curious to know which club this happened in. please PM with more details, i.e. which club and name of person involved.  I am well known at most clubs and would be curious as to who actually did this.

I got a handfull of shaved beaver one night and some real imitimate rubbing but it cost me $200 and we all know that would have bought a whole lot more elsewhere.

Did I mention that is was about -10 outside and at one point around 1:00 I was the only customer in the place? One of the ladies figured out that making me happy was the only way to make money that night. Smart Girl!

But your story is far too unlikely and you won't even name any names so that makes it even harder to buy it.  If it did happen, great for you but you really ought to be willing to share.

It sure does happen in broad daylight in the middle of clubs, and in the TC.

Get to know the girls by being a regular.   Get to know the right girls.  Or just get lucky and get the girl turned on and it happens.  

It's happened to me many times.   Usually during the slower hours, but can happen right out in the open without anyone being aware.    Some of my best experiences are from the clubs.

Been awhile though, as i haven't been to the clubs.   Time to think about going back.

I think we may have an APRIL FOOLS joke here

Ok lets all put this into perspective.  If by chance, I decided to give the name of this one club, why would I?  All it would do is take a single LE officer to read this and all my fun would be over.  This club has been busted several times and I can always tell when it gets busted.  The girls are always timid once there was a recent bust.  SO with that being said, give me one good reason I should throw it out there?  Besides wouldnt this be kind of a confession if they figured out who I was, or who the girls are?  Right now there are no names for that reason.

I find it even harder to believe than I did before.

I call Bullshit. Nice April fools story.

if you have never been to a club, or you still believe in the Easter Bunny.

Does that count?

Amandahummer, do u get off on this preposterious bs that u write or what?  You must be 18 years old and obviously very inexperinced in the real world??

I have been intimately involved at several of the top clubs in Mpls for the last 10 years and have had some nice experiences with some dear close girl friends that have worked the scene for a long time and u sir r just full of crap and all f'd up in my mind.  In other words grow up and come back when u have a name with reviews attached and some REAL grown up experinces.

Bull Crap and u know it

That works for me. lol

I find this rather comical.  There are other people agreeing with me and even a provider agrees with me and yet people think I'm full of shit.  I personally don't care what the hell you think.  I never said it was an upper end club.  Obviously your going to the wrong clubs.  Funny part about this I have even gotten a handy at Shieks.  the upper end clubs are near impossible to have any success unless you have deep pockets.  Believe whatever you want, I know my success rate in and out of these places.

Still a 90+% chance he's completely full of it (yes a handy or a BJ can happen, but you got to get lucky, and no it doesnt happen like you say out on the floor, we aint in Niagra Falls).

But presuming he's talking about one specific place and it's in TC, I think I might have an idea of which one it may be now, it doesn't happen to start with an S does it? (and no, not Shieks).

I sympathize with you about the reaction here.....when I posted a TGTBT story I got the same response.....truth is stranger than fiction and I have had a couple of experiences in strip clubs similar to this. Once I got it on with an awesome dancer in a booth....it seemed like nobody even realized what was going on as she rode me. -All the attention was focused on the main stage and we got away with it apparently without anyone saying anything or at least ACTING like they weren't noticing......