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Re: Sorry... can't help you...
lander1 1886 reads
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1 / 18
NURU and Prostate

Does anyone have a recxomendation for a good nuru with prostrate massage provider? I have asked this in the lpast but got limited responses. Thought I would try again. Thank you.

Wongbater 40 Reviews 863 reads
posted
2 / 18
I for one

Have no recommendation. Any others?

loveyourtouch 663 reads
posted
3 / 18
Sorry... can't help you...

I know whom NOT to see for what she claims is Nuru.  But I have no recommendations for prostate.  I don't like the doctor shoving his finger in the out door, so I don't look for a woman to do it either.  No "G spot" in there for me.    :)

Hope you find what you're looking for

Dont4get 801 reads
posted
4 / 18
Try...

Dr. Jellyfinger...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-zf2UBp7fY
Related Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-zf2UBp7fY

OldTimerB 45 Reviews 629 reads
posted
5 / 18
Poke me in the ass...

Not...I got tricked so to speak into having a physical a few weeks ago and those are my feelings exactly. Don't want a girl poking me there and sure don't want a male doctor doing it either.  

I suppose if I had a cute female doctor asking me, I might consider it depending on what I was doing with her😋
Posted By: loveyourtouch
I know whom NOT to see for what she claims is Nuru.  But I have no recommendations for prostate.  I don't like the doctor shoving his finger in the out door, so I don't look for a woman to do it either.  No "G spot" in there for me.    :)  
   
 Hope you find what you're looking for.  
 

Dont4get 440 reads
posted
6 / 18
Re: Try...

the butt stuff starts at 1:40.

knotsaway 38 Reviews 608 reads
posted
7 / 18
In my experience this is a rare combo.

Moreso for Nuru than prostate massage... thus the combo is hard to find.  One provider I know who did both with great aplomb is no longer available.    

A suggestion:  since there's a number of massage providers who will include prostate massage if requested, you could start there and see if they're willing to try Nuru with you. If they like b2b they will probably love Nuru. If they've never done it before, it could be a lot of fun teaching it to them.  If you don't know how it's done, there's some good instructional videos on the Web. Be sure to use authentic Nuru gel, available on the Web pre-mixed or mix-yourself.  Also there's waterproof, washable cover sheets designed for Nuru.

Hope you find that rare pearl who enjoys both!

loveyourtouch 520 reads
posted
8 / 18
Re: Poke me in the ass...

I was giving a provider a PSE once.  After a minute or so, it occurred to her that women don't have a prostate.  I smiled and said, "Oh, you're right.  No wonder I couldn't find it."

So what do you do when you're getting checked.  The doc has one hand on your shoulder and what you think is a finger from his other hand up your ass.  Suddenly you feel his other hand on your other shoulder....

hazydavy74 49 Reviews 634 reads
posted
9 / 18
Nuru and Prostate

I'm sure OldtimerB would rub some Gel on you and scratch your Itch !
For 2 or 3 hundred ...

OldTimerB 45 Reviews 499 reads
posted
10 / 18
Re: Poke me in the ass...

Believe me, I know what is and isn't near my ass at all times at the doctor's. Heard too many prison stories lol.

Posted By: loveyourtouch
I was giving a provider a PSE once.  After a minute or so, it occurred to her that women don't have a prostate.  I smiled and said, "Oh, you're right.  No wonder I couldn't find it."  
   
 So what do you do when you're getting checked.  The doc has one hand on your shoulder and what you think is a finger from his other hand up your ass.  Suddenly you feel his other hand on your other shoulder....

OldTimerB 45 Reviews 458 reads
posted
11 / 18
Re: Nuru and Prostate

Hey, no way. I raised my prices. I'm a $500/hr guy now.  

And I'm worth every penny.

Don't be contacting me unless you have 5 Franklins!  

Don't waste my time with all those Benjamins unless you want me counting them all on YOUR time in front of you. I suck at math so I have to count them twice at least.
Posted By: hazydavy74
I'm sure OldtimerB would rub some Gel on you and scratch your Itch !  
 For 2 or 3 hundred ...  

hazydavy74 49 Reviews 467 reads
posted
12 / 18
Re: Nuru and Prostate

I think we should shoot him a price for a 4 hander. But we need him to sign a wavier like when you go in for a Colonoscopy that you need to bring someone to drive you home .Would be a must. I'm sure he wouldn't repeat!!!

jchan113 4 Reviews 404 reads
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13 / 18
Re: Nuru and Prostate

Aren't Benjamins $100.? 5 bennies would be $500. You could count that quickly....even twice! Maybe you meant Jacksons?

apple3e 2 Reviews 400 reads
posted
14 / 18
Don't you mean Tubman's? eom


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ChefTito 31 Reviews 394 reads
posted
15 / 18
Re: Poke me in the ass...

That's called taking private communion in the rectory or in wrestling terms a Catholic head lock.

vorlon 119 Reviews 341 reads
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16 / 18
Not yet (e)


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OldTimerB 45 Reviews 482 reads
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17 / 18
Re: Nuru and Prostate

Yep, I did. Was wondering if anyone was going to catch that. I was too lazy to modify it.

On another note, I remember a post a while back about some banks now dispensing bigger bills out of the ATMs. Definitely not my bank. Took out $3K from an ATM the other day, all in $20s. Took forever...
Posted By: jchan113
Aren't Benjamins $100.? 5 bennies would be $500. You could count that quickly....even twice! Maybe you meant Jacksons?

Ella_J See my TER Reviews 621 reads
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18 / 18
Re: Sorry... can't help you...


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