Mine to this day was a handsome tall kinda chubby midwest guy, real aggressive when he first entered my place of employment in Reno, just vulgar yet funny as heck, me and my friend nicole, stage name of course, he said what he wanted and how he wanted and argggg, it was hilarious and we had to rearrange the order of some of these requests.
So we said both or one, he liked luscious thighs and thick legs and a round slappin ass so he chose me.
He drank my urine fresh out of the "faucet" lol yep fresh out my body and LOOOVED it. Then I put on an 8 1/2 inch strap on and oh boy he was no virgin.
He was a great party, a fu^%ing fabulous time, we laughed got tipsy ate lobster and fresh fruit, he showered A LOT, lol, then we got playful in the bubbley jacuzzi, great conversation after he was a totally normal good guy. Just had a real freaky side he has to itch every once in a while.
Please share yours...

I have two that come to mind.  

I was at a foreign club where you pay by the dance for a private booth.  Once in there you were free to negotiate with the dancer, this was anything goes, so I carefully picked my favorite gal and she brought me back to the booths.  Things heated up quickly and after a nice bj we went into doggie.  I am in the middle of pounding away when I feel like someone is watching.  Another dancer had quietly moved the curtain, entered the booth and was watching us.  She motioned for me to remain silent and walks past me.  At this point the gal I am with notices her, giggles, and looks a little embarrassed.  The other dancer is her girlfriend who gets on the floor by her and starts kissing her and rubbing her tits.  They kiss for a while and then she moves by me and tells me to fuck her friend harder while she pinches my nipples. I can't take this much longer and finish pretty quickly.  I am blown away by the experience; they seem to enjoy my company for a while longer.  It seems that this is a way for them to kill the boredom during a slow afternoon at the club.  This was totally unexpected and memorable.

The second experience was walking into the old 418 club.  I had walked in about 15 feet and my eyes were trying to get used to the dark.  The first thing I see was a dancer in the middle of a heated argument with the manager.  She is hitting him and he is shoving her and they are both loudly swearing.  Then her boyfriend who was sitting in the back walks up starts yelling at both of them while I have a ring side seat.  In the middle of this a dancer comes up to me like nothing is out of the ordinary and asks me to come up stairs with her and promises that we will have a hot time.  The waitress then comes up and tells me that there is a one drink minimum plus the cover charge.  The whole time the argument is escalating.  I turned around and headed for the door.  I do not miss that club.

In my youth I jerked off for a girl, her friend. And her stepmom came in mid show but didnt let herself be known until i was done. Totally saw her, totally came a ton.

Wasnt hot, but older girl ya know

Probably not that far out - but my most unusual experience occurred when she decided to dance in front of a  window in the 3-story high room I had at a hotel. She wrapped herself in and out of the curtains as she danced with just sexy underwear on. She waited until I was fairly jazzed-up, and she decided we had to do it and finish in front of the window.  She was really hot looking and quite the exhibitionist, and I am sure we must have had an audience by the time she was done with me. I hope to see more responses on this thread !

I don't think I can top that one. Wow!

I once met a man who was into being treated like a dog, I mean a REAL DOG!
He showed up with his own dog collar, food & toys. The part that got me a bit was he ACTUALLY EATS the Alpo in a can! I mean the WHOLE damn can!! An hour of playing fetch & feeding him Alpo was enough for me. To this day if I smell Alpo canned I throw up a little in my mouth!

After my robots and I saved the princess from imprisonment and torture by the evil empire, we were being chased by soldiers.  Just before I swung us both across this immense open space, she gave me a kiss that promised a lot in the future.  Fortunately, I found out she was my sister before anything else happened.

Though, to tell the truth, when I saw her lounging on Jaba's pleasure barge wearing nothing but a metallic bikini, I was tempted to not care that we were related.  But, that was a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

I had an old girlfriend that really wanted to have sex in the confessional at the the St Paul cathedral. I always said "No way" simply because if we got caught at the very least one or both of us would end up in the popo's pokey or more likely I would get my ass handed to me by a crazed priest. Then one day, in her home town (Not in Minnesota) we happened to be in her old church, not a soul in sight and I let her give me a BJ in the confessional for about 10 minutes. I never popped, whether it was a question of not enough time or just catholic guilt, I still do not know. I think it was more fun for her than me. I just felt dirty and wrong but kinda amused.

I once had a smoking hot Puerto Rican girlfriend , waist size about a 22 with a nesmerizingly voluptuous figure. But she had severe emotional issues and during this period, we were fighting daily. She had met this girlfriend at work, and since she had problems keeping female friends, she begged me to go with her when the new friend invited her over for dinner.

I didn't want to go because at that point, we could not stay in the same place for more than 10 minutes without fighting, but my girl pleaded that she would be on her best behavior and really wanted to make a good impression on her friend.

So we get to the friend's home, and she's going all out to prepare a lavish meal for us. My girl and I were in the living room and the mistake I made, we started playing this card game called Spit. It's a fast paced game and if you keep your cool, you can demolish your opponent with a flurry, or spitting cards. On this particular day, even though my girl was the one who originally taught me the game, I was spanking her pretty bad. To make matters worse, I was talking a bunch of shit too.

'You can't handle me! I'm the fucking man!" and 'Who's your Daddy?" Not realizing that my girl was actually getting more and more infuriated.

The friend came from the kitchen and was actually enjoying the smack talk as most people will, when my girl decided enough was enough and she hauled off and popped me right in the face. Just like that: bang! I stood up and she pushed me onto the couch and then leaped on me. I simply bent my knees, caught her on the balls of my feet and kicked her right back into the wall. She banged the wall and the friend's glass picture frame came crashing down in pieces.

My girl yelled for her friend to kick me out, and to her credit, the friend refused, telling my girl she was the one who hit me first.

Eventually we all calmed down and had the dinner, but the mood was ruined and my girl and I left soon after. Now here's where the bizarre comes in. I was convinced that my girl was still mad at me and would not want me at her place that night, but to my surprise, we went right back to her place, tore our clothes off and had the most intense, animal, raw dog sex I have ever experienced in my life! I don't know if it was the adrenaline or that we were still in fight mode, but I can honestly say for the first time, a woman fucked the shit out of me!

Gave me a small inkling of why some people crave the fighting and drama in a relationship.

The sex is awesome!!

Nice nice... fun fun, personality goes further than looks.

Posted By: mnfan

In my youth I jerked off for a girl, her friend. And her stepmom came in mid show but didnt let herself be known until i was done. Totally saw her, totally came a ton.

Wasnt hot, but older girl ya know

It is fun isn't it???

I believe you 100% there was a regular in Reno, who liked to be put in a box bondaged up outside in the hot desert sun. We check on him of course but whoa there is some wild ones!! I love those kind! Adrenaline rush!!!

SILLY...

YES YES Passion no matter where it comes from it can create wonders.

Ok, this man was my friend April Showers client and he liked to come to the bunny ranch and dress up as a woman and do line ups. He just wanted to hang out and be a bunny. I mean 6'5 big, husky, it was so amusing and he loved it we all adored him. He was "her" client but we all made him feel at home. He never engaged in any intercourse or scare our clients he knew he must remain in the dark but that was fine as long as he had lady company and w loved it.

I'm sue you will or already have been forgiven

no she was amazing. But im just saying guy jerking off for 3 women isnt the most amazing of stories, especially since thats where it ended. Mom busted up the party after i was done, and was very nice to me, but they said come back later for some bondage and sex (girls, not mom), and my car broke down15 miles away!!!

but yes, personality makes up a ton!

Fiona, I have got to meet you!  
I fear I would never be able to stack up though

ever thought of writing a book?