I'm thinking maybe Joeblowman WAS drunk. Maybe he got confused with who he saw? What he descibes is NOT the Alissa I know.

looks like total fabrication, doesn't it.

There is an open problem report for Alissa so I suspect that review will be gone from her profile soon.

I saw her two weeks ago and she was top-notch as usual.  He must have gotten confused as that is NOT her hourly rate.  

Must be projecting his "mileage" onto her.  Jerk.

I have not seen Alissa but have had some contact by email with her. She seems to me to be very classy and sounds nothing like this review. He even rated her appearance as a 4 so this review seems to be totally bogus!!!

Could he have seen the ad for Alyssa:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=151698

thinking it was the popular and well reviewed Alissa.  And then as a result reviewed the wrong gal because he saw the wrong gal thinking it was the right gal?????

Am I making sense here????    How does one put that in a problem report?????

Me thinks maybe this is exactly what happened.
What say you???

Hugs, Belinda

To report: you go to the provider's profile, see the tab "report a problem" and then fill in the info- the reviewer's name and the issue.
We all know it wasn't her- but it sure fucks up the average score system (for a little while ).
I am sure it will be pulled- I along with others reported it as soon as it was noticed.

Definitely not Alissa - since the info was incorrect. Reported it to TER the first day it came out, it takes awhile for it to be pulled.

1. it was probably not a fake review just the wrong Alyssa.  You all were acting like it was a complete fabrication.  My point was it was no fabrication but just the wrong ALYSSA!
2. I know how to report a problem...just don't know how to write what I wrote so people would understand......obviously at least one doggie daddy didn't !!!!!!!   SEE?????????  So,much for trying to be helpful!

GEEESSSSS~!

so I can address you off the board!  Noone wants to read this crap here!!   Act like an adult man....or woman, whatever the case may be.

Hey Hun!

The reason folks tend to lean toward "fake" is partly because in order to enter a review, you have to supply not only the name, but the ad website (required), email if available, and phone if available.  

Presumably one would have a hard time getting all that wrong by mistake.  

But I agree, there's no need to be rude.

It's not impossible but requires too many things to be incorrect.  Couple that with the fact that this is the reviewer's first review and my guess would be someone with an axe to grind against Alissa.

Why do you think it was rude?
Maybe a little edgy, but not meant to be rude.
No direct personal slams-

I think it's pretty clear whether it was a mistake or a fake that the review absolutely is not about me. It was soooo horrible that I thought it was pathetic and hilarious. And just in case it was a girl who has an axe to grind....I hope it makes her feel better about herself that she would have to stoop to that level to try to bring me down, but that is impossible, so nice try sweetie! (Although, I only personally know very few other providers who I am great friends with, so who it would be I have no clue).
BACK TO PLAYTIME BOYS!!!
Thanks again,
Alissa

Alissa,classy reply,that is why you keep us coming back.Yeap let's play.

no direct personal slams,,,that is true.  ok, point taken.  Edgy--yes.  That is a better word.  I just thought telling me ..a provider how to report a problem was a bit much.  Obviously i know how to report a problem.  I've had my personal phone number put back on my profile a couple times now and have had to report a problem a couple different times so definately know how to do it.  LOL..

Just didn't know how to write my suspicions on a report so the reader would understand my point.  I did it and we will see what they say and do.  I hope it get taken down in either case because I know how damaging a bad review can be.  And if it is unwarranted, it just sucks.