A midget from Texas was experiencing constant pain in his crotch area, so he went to the doctor and told him about his problem.
The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants.
The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. "Hmm..." mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.
The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it.
What did you do?"
The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."
I call my kids little people. Am I supposed to call them midgets?
I never seem to get the memo about these word changes..... I'm glad someone pays attention and cares enough to step into the middle of a joke meant to brighten our day to show all of us that they care. Good for you!
I love little people White people Black people Big people All races ALL PEOPLE....
So I take it some of you would never go to a comedy club Because all comedians are just dead wrong!!!! Come on, at the end of the day if you can't laugh I do not know what to tell you. People that know me, know I am harmless, loving and have a Huge Heart!!!!' Have a great day!!!!! 😊 Karley 💋
Thank God we have people like this candy assed chicken shit to correct our uttered political transgressions! My goodness I could have gone through the rest of my entire life without knowing this had he only appreciated the joke.
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