I love this contact sport.  There will be no need for any “hail Mary passes”.  Sometimes I’ll let you “pancake” me.  So lets run up the score.  Vikings fans get that extra “umph”.  Packers and/or Bear fans get mooned before the game (just so we understand each other), and then we can play.  Just come ready to play.

Kick-off times this week are:

Monday through Friday – 8AM – 10 PM
Saturday – 3 PM – 10 PM

********Screening is mandatory for rookies********
So please have references or employer information in your equipment bag when you ask for a game.

could get you penile-ized....oughta be good for at least a fifteen yarder.

I'd SACK you anytime! Nothing like getting Drilled into the turf Marie.

you do not call holding penalties.

If you will be my "center".

But we may be called for delay of game!

What holding penalty??  I didn't see nuthin'.  As a matter of fact.....if you don't hold....I'll hit you for unsportsmanlike conduct!!!!!

What delay??????  There will be no delay of game penalties!  There will be no break in the action Mr. Quarterback.  YOU GOT THAT!?!?!?!?  Eat your Wheaties, and get your ass back on the field!