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Re: I TOFTT Astrid.
knotsaway 38 Reviews 1781 reads
posted
1 / 15

We often see posted here the recommendation to see only well-reviewed providers.  And that is certainly good advice, which I follow.  But consider that if everyone always patronized only well-reviewed providers, it would be impossible for a new provider to break into the hobby!  And eventually... no more hobby!

So I'd like to take a minute to salute you, Mr. TOFTT Guy, one of the Real Men of the Hobby.  It takes guts to see an un-reviewed provider.  There's personal risk involved... definitely the chance that the visit won't go as well as expected, with subsequent lost time and money.  And we all know of the other risks.

For all you do... this Bud's for you!

DrTabulaRasa 3 Reviews 1251 reads
posted
2 / 15

First off agree with the OP, but I would like to salute the guy who when not giving a 10/10 to let me know why Your Milage May Vary. I love reading reviews, but when they reviewer writes a review and it nothing but good and they gave a 8/8.... why? I do not care about the pouch that was not in the picture or did not like the makeup. I want to know what happen when you had a great time and popped twice why it was an 8. What were you expecting to happen that did not happen? Anyway, this Bud's for you.

Purple777 46 Reviews 887 reads
posted
3 / 15

I agree with you about new providers, that they should be given a chance to break into the hobby and build up a client base. I've taken a chance with new providers with no reviews. And it is a big chance? Could be LE or really bad service/total rip-off, etc. One just has to do a little screening, google, research, etc... Advice to new providers; just be honest and understand the basics of the biz and being a providers. Bad service and dishonesty gets bad reviews. Good service gets good reviews and builds up long term client base...

knotsaway 38 Reviews 2230 reads
posted
4 / 15

You realize of course that TER rules put limits on "performance" scores, so for example a provider who gives the World's Best Massage topped off by an incredible CBJ can get at most a 7, unless they do (at least sometimes) some other very specific things.

As for the "appearance" scores, all I can say there is, one man's 9-10 can be another man's 5-6.  A lot of subjectivity in play there.  For example, a provider might be in her mid-to-late 40s and be truly fantastic looking for her age.  So one reviewer might give her 8-9.  But someone else might be comparing her to a 20-something lass with no "lines of experience" on her face, no kids, and the perky breasts of a young woman, and give the older provider a 5-6.

I too scratch my head on the reviews where it seems as if the reviewer had a great time, no complaints, but the "performance" score is a 6.  Maybe just a hard grader?

DrTabulaRasa 3 Reviews 2058 reads
posted
5 / 15

But when it come to performance and the provider meets the requirements to allow a ten and the reviewer drops a 7 and he makes it seem like it was the best experience he has ever had I get a little confused. I would just like to know if the provider did something that warrented a 7. I just want to know why.  I know it comes down to communication between provider and hobbyists about likes and dislikes. I have seen a provider that attacked my balls so many times it left happy but walking funny. Some may like this and that is fine, I just want to know if something like this might happen. It will not stop me from seeing the provider, I just need to know to be able to open my mouth and say something before I leave with a smile and a funny walk.

wadzilla69 1 Reviews 1197 reads
posted
6 / 15

higher than there Maximum possible score...most
others don't.  

Go search for yourself if you don't believe me.



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2late 180 Reviews 1082 reads
posted
7 / 15

Clink!! Here's to TOFTT guy.  May the gods of good fortune shine upon you and the goddesses of lust keep you on the safe path to putang.

Sorry, the best I could do on short notice.

bluepillman 628 reads
posted
8 / 15

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Singer: "Pretty deep and awfully wi-ide."

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Announcer: "So the next time someone calls you a pussy, you can look him right in the cervix, and say "you first, tough guy". But it will be you, and only you, like Lewis & Clark, paving the way to the next loser who posts another bogus 10/10 review, while you suffer with the 5/5 crowd. Thank you for saving us time & money, and for blowing yours needlessly."

Singer: "Mister Take One for the Teeeeeeeeam Guy."

Bud Light, Anheiser Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

vorlon 119 Reviews 747 reads
posted
10 / 15

I don't see that there is a reason to believe anything is lacking when one is given.

TrinityLake See my TER Reviews 840 reads
posted
11 / 15

I salute the clean ass guys that put in a little effort for us ladies!!!

JoeBanzai 30 Reviews 1234 reads
posted
13 / 15
my_2Cents 636 reads
posted
14 / 15

I agree, but some providers don't.

Drumsticks 90 Reviews 636 reads
posted
15 / 15

...and some of the readers are strictly by the book and others are more lax. Just a theory, tho. I also think the more reviews a hobbyist has posted the less scrutiny it'll be given.

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