Minnesota
Re: i really hate
...a selfie taken in a mirror of a cluttered bathroom! 
First I want to say I advertise on BP so this isn't a stab at all the ads. I understand you guys have a lot to filter through to find the gems.
I found this somewhere else and thought some of you might enjoy the comedy in it.
petite - short (not thin however - some of these providers go over 200 lbs but consider themselves petite if they are under 5' 4")
skilled - it means they will try anything and everything to avoid actual intercourse
fetish-friendly - same as skilled
theraputic massage - same as skilled
new in town - just passing through (meaning... not caring about their reputation in this town)
caramel - black
redbone - black
mocha - black
chocolate - black
ebony - black
mixed - black
biracial - black
age 18 - likely a cop posting
age 19 - an underage provider
age 20-23 - means age 24-26
age 26-29 - means age 32-35
age 32-36 - means 38-42
age 36+ - means 45-55
BBW - fat
thick - fat
well-rounded - fat
curves - fat
nice smile/pretty face - fat
include pictures of their feet - fat
38DDD - fat
hispanic - mexican
latina - mexican
redhead, blonde, etc. = this week's color
the best - one of thousands
special - we are in a bad economy, bad even for providers
friday special - her usual price (on Thursday... it is the Thursday special)
barbie - fake boobs
I'm back - I hope you've forgotten by now all the rotten things I did when last time
experienced - older by 5 years than listed age
snowbunny - had to leave a northern town
college coed - age 26-29 (these girls will never darken a college classroom door)
country - ugly
green eyes - ugly
girl next door - ugly
natural - don't bathe as often as they should
friendly/down to earth - will chat you up a bit before asking for money
best kept secret/our secret - something you will be ashamed to even remember later
no African american men - I don't want any customer expected to use up his entire allotment of time
princess - knows she is asking for more money than she is worth
upscale - over-priced
2 girls for the price of one - they are going to rob you
I like white guys - they have money and don't take so long
pics are real - the pictures are real... just not pics of this provider
educated - a complete liar
I guarantee you will come back - because I have your wallet
discreet - I don't want to get arrested again
unrushed - I will delay, delay, delay until you are out of time
discreet, safe location - my pimp is patrolling the area
available late nights and early mornings - I will wake up for money
long legs - they reach all the way to the ground
420 friendly - she will be stoned when you get there
I love my job - I like having food to eat
reviewed - add 5 years to listed age
roses - money (you show up with 150 roses and they will laugh heartily while throwing you out)
I found this somewhere else and thought some of you might enjoy the comedy in it.
petite - short (not thin however - some of these providers go over 200 lbs but consider themselves petite if they are under 5' 4")
skilled - it means they will try anything and everything to avoid actual intercourse
fetish-friendly - same as skilled
theraputic massage - same as skilled
new in town - just passing through (meaning... not caring about their reputation in this town)
caramel - black
redbone - black
mocha - black
chocolate - black
ebony - black
mixed - black
biracial - black
age 18 - likely a cop posting
age 19 - an underage provider
age 20-23 - means age 24-26
age 26-29 - means age 32-35
age 32-36 - means 38-42
age 36+ - means 45-55
BBW - fat
thick - fat
well-rounded - fat
curves - fat
nice smile/pretty face - fat
include pictures of their feet - fat
38DDD - fat
hispanic - mexican
latina - mexican
redhead, blonde, etc. = this week's color
the best - one of thousands
special - we are in a bad economy, bad even for providers
friday special - her usual price (on Thursday... it is the Thursday special)
barbie - fake boobs
I'm back - I hope you've forgotten by now all the rotten things I did when last time
experienced - older by 5 years than listed age
snowbunny - had to leave a northern town
college coed - age 26-29 (these girls will never darken a college classroom door)
country - ugly
green eyes - ugly
girl next door - ugly
natural - don't bathe as often as they should
friendly/down to earth - will chat you up a bit before asking for money
best kept secret/our secret - something you will be ashamed to even remember later
no African american men - I don't want any customer expected to use up his entire allotment of time
princess - knows she is asking for more money than she is worth
upscale - over-priced
2 girls for the price of one - they are going to rob you
I like white guys - they have money and don't take so long
pics are real - the pictures are real... just not pics of this provider
educated - a complete liar
I guarantee you will come back - because I have your wallet
discreet - I don't want to get arrested again
unrushed - I will delay, delay, delay until you are out of time
discreet, safe location - my pimp is patrolling the area
available late nights and early mornings - I will wake up for money
long legs - they reach all the way to the ground
420 friendly - she will be stoned when you get there
I love my job - I like having food to eat
reviewed - add 5 years to listed age
roses - money (you show up with 150 roses and they will laugh heartily while throwing you out)
You are bold!! I laughed out loud at most of what you say...I gotta luv the outspoken gals
Your in good company 
The thing I think you are not accurate on is this...when it's posted "no black guys" come on you know what the ladies are trying to say... They mean "don't worry guys I keep it tight" not that the stereotype is always true.....but then again I wouldn't know ;
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