Escort  
Mistress
Pro
Fu-k buddy  
Friends

They also have the benefit of not being rude.

There is a girl with reviews that has her name listed as this and her ads call her this too (reviews on here may be actual name but all ads say cum guzzler), gun bucket or cum dumpster are old classics too.

Jerk
Asshole  
Fuckhead
Annoying Fuckhead  
Dickwad
Scumbag
Shit for brains.
Other suggestions?

If they're not friends, why do some of them hang out with me off the clock? And why do some stay in contact with me (and continue to have sex with me) even after they retire?

Any or all of the above are appropriate  
Will not faze King Troll

How about  

Boy those two that replied in this post really seemed to be really fucked up by being put in the Ho category here  , didn’t they??  Pretty much crickets reply as how it’s so offensive, seems they could have qualified from their perspective  , if this is such a big fucking deal .  

There was a day when there were actual conversations between providers and hobbyists on this board.  There was a general sense of fair play and kindness.  It worked well and the discussion boards were busy.  I have met many ladies that were appreciative to finally put a face to the handle and that worked out very well for me.  It was actually possible to run the pricks off the boards but I think that has changed.  The result is an extremely low level of participation by those that we are actually here to learn about and have fun with.

Much nicer names that cum dumpsters will appreciate🤣

Bingo!

Over the years I’ve seen 2 great boards destroyed by hijackers spouting off thread crap.
I sure hope that doesn’t happen to ter
This one and one other recent thread are prime examples of how it started.
I enjoy the ter boards and hope the hijackers grow up

Nothing delusional on what you said.  

Check your Realtors listings!!!

Trying to hurt your feelings was not what motivated me to post.  The intent was to catch the attention of whoever is moderating this board to take a closer look at the derogatory and offensive crap you write.  The second paragraph was for you.  You've reviewed over a thousand of my posts over almost 20 years and determine that I'm a broken record for getting guys tossed??  Not at all, but I don't hesitate to call them out when they are as obvious and vile as you.  Looking at your history, I see you've been around for about a year but I'm guessing this is probably your 3rd or 4th alias by now?  Possibly more...

You knew exactly what sort of responses to expect when you started this thread so spare us the fake outrage.

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There is no math , your wrong on that, He does his thing , I do mine . Simple as that . Not as much as a pm to him  

Although I do agree that most pros arent going to hang out with you without having your wallet close by, there are exceptions. So years ago a pro I was friends with( I knew her before she started being a pro), connected me with one of her friends, who was a provider. She liked me and we did hang out off the clock and even got a handful amount of freebies including a weekend sexfest on one of her off weekends. I believe I was her "type" and she would be interested in more if she wasnt a pro. This was a unique situation but it can happen.

Circles... when you meet in one circle you stay in that circle.  Since you met prior to her being in industry thats an exception.  Rare one... But all meets in the business and the circle is the circle, its always business.  Its a money relationship first... and will always be  Not a complaint, just saying guys should not get distorted and forget whats always a reality, its our money they like first and us they tolerate 2nd...

You are by far the most delusional person on this board. You know who else called themselves outlaws? Movie actors in westerns, ya damn pilgrim.

I'm now wondering if you've ever had a piece of ass without pulling out cash.  I can just imagine how the gal (or dude, I suppose??) would feel about you after an hour listening to you blather on repeating yourself.  Are you screaming at them as they walk away just so you can get the last word?   Feel free to tell me all the ass you've knocked down now, lol....

Never been married period. So again , I and Rocket are not one person.   And there is nothing linking one to the other , other than use of term.  So this imaginary thought you have died on the vine before you even wrote, we are the same person .  

Stop , why would I stop correcting what is an absolute false claim by you , that we are the same person.  

Leak it leak it leak it

Your damn right change occurred ,only in reply and after.  You brought this whole nonsense  that two totally different people are actually the same person commenting to the table ,not me . So  I will reply and to correct the fact that there is no basis in that claim.