Alert the media! Let's string up the reviewer! Actually, what a sad state of affairs when a hobbyist has to apologize for giving a provider 9 and 9.

..he has seen some absolutely gorgeous ladies.

Sounds like sour grapes, but yes, 9 and 9 is a very good rating.

how can you see his reviews?
What does this mean YMMV?

I love my 9s....they make me look more human. A perfect 10 every time looks suspicious I think....
9s bring in more business actually.
It's actually an AWESOME review!

Pull up the providers page, scroll to the bottom where all the reviews are and click on the reviewer's name.
Might need VIP?

You can see his reviews by clicking on his name at the bottom of Halle's Profile page.  All his reviews will be listed.  YMMV is Your Mileage May Vary.  And yes, a 9/9 is a very good review.
Nothing to be ashamed about there at all.  We are blessed locally to have a couple of the best providers in the country available to us (HM & HH), no matter what the scores say.  And sometimes they have been known to work together for double your pleasure.  I can't even imagine a better
experience other than that, right here in our own backyard!

Wow.  9/9 is considered to be a knock?  I just wrote a review where I gave the provider a pair of 8's, and I thought those were good scores, and a glowing review, too.  And I never thought of myself as a harsh grader, just firm. Hard, even.

Which is how it should be eztrick, an honest review, not influenced by previous reviews.

Seems to me that you're doing the right thing. What good is it to our fellow hobbyists to rate every provider as "the best"? I prefer honest ratings that honestly inform our friends who are looking for advice.

I wouldn't ever feel bad for giving an 8/8 or a 7/7 or anything for that matter if it's an honest review and represents your opinion of the looks and performance.  I wouldn't think anyone would knock you for an honest review.

Bastard, another hobbiest and myself get together about every other month or so and have beers and eats and talk shit. We meet at places that, let's just say, the help is easy on the eyes?....

Anyway, about a month ago he was talking about his Vegas trips coming up. I was invited to go cuz we know a lot of the same people, but it wasn't in the cards for me. Anyway, the subject of Halle was brought up and he said he invited her to go to Vegas cuz of the parties and shit. I thought he was pulling my leg cuz the goofy bastard is quite the jokester and likes to have fun at my expense.

THEN, I see this review yesterday! A 9/9? Is he fucking crazy? I read it, and I still say 'horseshit!'

So, we're getting together later this week at one of our watering holes. I'm taking suggestions as to what I should put in his beers, in his food, and/or going outside for a smoke and pummeling his ass.

Discuss. Thank you.

Handing out high scores just because every one else is devalues the review system.  Unfortunately, there are some people, both providers and hobbyists (in regards to their favorites), who consider anything below a 9/9 poor.