LOL!!!

Great Joke

Norweigeon Farmers & livestock @Halloween

Unga mentioned to her husband Knute they were invited to their neighbors (the Johnson's) for a Halloween party in a couple days. Knute responded "Unga, we don't have costumes for parties. What were you thinking when you accepted?"
"Not to worry" said Unga. "I'm almost done with our outfits. I'll go as a cow, and you go as a steer". On the night of the party, after chores were done,  Unga & Knute put on their outfits and headed for the Johnson's. As they lived just across a pasture between them, they decided to climb the fence and cut across the field, leaving the truck at home. It was quite dark but they could see the yard light at Johnson's, so headed for it. Suddenly Knute whispered "Unga... don't move.. Johnson's Prize winning bull is in here with us. I hear him breathing loud, snorting, and raking the ground with his hoofs.." "Oh, Knute what'll we do? " said Unga. Knute replied "I'm gonna pretend i'm just eating a little hay..., but you better brace yourself

Guy goes naked, ties a frying pan around his waist and goes as........Peter Pan.

You should post it on the humor forum!