Guys - what would you do If you were at an appointment and your date had a heart attack/ stroke and died?
Gals - same thing but it was your client.
Because some of my clients are in their 80s, I have thought about this before. I would want to try to create the least amount of embarrassment for their family and I'm not sure how I'd do that. If they were skinny I'd probably do a Weekend at Bernie's and walk them to their car,put them in the front seat and then call 911.
If it was the middle of winter you could do a Fargo scenario. And get your self a wood chipper and spread um around the yard or garden area. Work good in a snow storm. Just saying.
Miss LadyAnna, if this were to occur during a session together, I ask only this. First try try reviving me by lips to mouth,and if it fails, go ahead and tell them all I went out smiling .
You can get in trouble for moving a body. (I realize you are joking.) . But seriously, call for help immediately. Unless you really know they are completely dead (and not just slightly dead) you could be held liable for delaying care.
A I'm not dead! B Yes he is C He says he isn't B Well he's very ill, he'll be dead in a minute A I'm getting better! B No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a minute.
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