I ran into this yesterday and just about spit my water on my computer.  You can't say some reviewers don't have good imaginations!

"She doesnt seem to be able to get enough and I fucked her again hard through a couple more orgasms until my litttle soldier finally died right there on the field of battle and I couldnt go any more."

Trinity:  You are so hott I'd get hard just watching you spit on your computer!

....is not strange or stupid, imho.  The use of the term is familiar to us "mature" gents.  Give the reviewer a break man, it is a credible review and making fun of him is .........  You figure it out!  The reviewer would not see this provider again according to his comments, but was giving her a compliment with "she took it like a champ"  Sheesh......

If you can't creatively write here where else do you go?  Ihmo - Not that this place is any sort of a poets society.

BTW - Why TLS "little soldier"?...If we're guided by our cocks wouldn't it be TFG "The Field General"?  People refer to the Napoleon of being small but hey wiki says Napoleon was average height.  It also says the average erection size is 9.5" (just kidding!!)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon