The Lady or The Tramp?

Which do you prefer?  I am first and foremost a lady, and I like to be treated as such.  However if I know ahead of time……I can be quite the tramp.  Meaning as soon as you enter the door, your pants are around your ankles while I weave my magic while you’re leaning against the door.  Please bring at least 2 loads because I won’t be done with you yet.

I’ve posed this before, but I will re-mention it.  Please do not “handle” yourself before meeting me with the machoistic mindset of extending your longevity.  Quantity is good, but we should not confuse quantity with quality.  That’s mistake.  Our time is about both!  I’m yours for the duration of our time.  So bring a turgid member, and he will remain so until our meeting ends.

With the formalities out of the way, and in continuance of my education…..

Who wants the straight-up “whore” or the classy girl next door?

Would you like to take a shower before you leave me, or risk smelling of Marie to your wife and friends?

Those of you who already read the board and know me, know that I phuck back…….is that a bad thing or a good thing?

What do you think about being honest with your significant other about hobbying.?  I ask solely in the context that if you asked and wanted me to speak with your other half to stimulate her and trust you….there’d be no more sneaking and hiding…..ducking and dodging, etc., etc.  Hey this could be a good thing!  We’d put sex/marriage counselors out of business!  Oops more unemployment.  Dammit!

I’m open this week and next.  Say when if you know me.  If you don’t, then give me credible references or work info.  I do and WILL screen you.  So give me something to work with.