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drdimsum 611 reads
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Ok, so I got my first X country ski down to the slough in the "snowmoon" light last night.  I did see some coyotes starting to get frisky with each other!  But to get down on the snow buck naked, even with you, is just not on my ticket.  How about take pictures of the wild animals sexiness,  then retreat to a fireplace to reenact.

DrTabulaRasa1198 reads

"For $175 per couple, ticket holders not only will experience a romantic dinner but also will catch a glimpse of the private -- possibly romantic -- lives of a variety of exotic animals.

The event includes hourlong guided tours of the Tropics Trail, with an expert highlighting species' mating behaviors."

When nature calls?

Related Link: http://www.twincities.com/ci_22346820/minnesota-zoo-love-tour-promises-perfect-valentin...

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smilin6969604 reads

It was actually pretty cool. There is champagne and hors d'oeuvres before the tour. Then a nice tropical stroll and finally a nice dinner in the lower level of the dolphin exhibit. Not sure how it is with the dolphins now. But it was cool to do once.

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othersubject572 reads

nothing says I love like dinner and watching a couple of rhinos humping - if that doesn't put you in mood nothing will (sarcasm)

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elanmontage499 reads

at truly would turn me on!  Rhino's at it!   Ha!   But again a sense of humor does enter my play else I couldn't do this hobby.  

One of my greatest fantasies is to be with a very sexy friend and being out in the wild and seeing a buck in the act and right then simultaneously being taken while watching and hearing them and not scaring them off.

So, Rhinos are not exactly my thing... but this idea of being in the right place at the right time in the wild and seeing this and the coincidence of being with my hunk of a man would be just outrageously sexy!  Universe, are you listening!?  Or is this your idea and you want it from me and so you plant this wild fantasy in my head for a reason!  

Ah, time to start taking lots of accompanied strolls in nature this spring during mating season, eh?!

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drdimsum612 reads

Ok, so I got my first X country ski down to the slough in the "snowmoon" light last night.  I did see some coyotes starting to get frisky with each other!  But to get down on the snow buck naked, even with you, is just not on my ticket.  How about take pictures of the wild animals sexiness,  then retreat to a fireplace to reenact.

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vorlon435 reads

It's surprising how much video turns up.  Then again the little buggers basically say 'hello' by performing sex act on each other.

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Drumsticks506 reads

...can't wait 'til the State Fair comes around again.  :(

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Related Link: That's wut I call porkin' !

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wadzilla69458 reads

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeJTfpnJXF4

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DrTabulaRasa589 reads

"Guests will be serenaded by a wandering saxophonist and drinks will be available at a cash bar."

Drinks, music, and animal sex. Cupid your job has become obsolete!

Related Link: http://calgary.ctvnews.ca/calgary-zoo-hosts-valentine-s-lesson-on-animal-husbandry-1.16...

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