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tinknal 983 reads
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"dip" is chewing tobacco

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I find humor in some off the situations that I am going to talk about, but it is just gross. I ran into a friend this week and I was reminded of a situation that happened long ago.  Basically, this lucky bastard could sweet talk most girls and he was a big slob. Anyway, he took her to the bed room and the rest of the guys were playing cards.  This poor girl is screaming like hell and runs bare naked past everyone into the bathroom. The shower starts and she is still screaming. We thought he hurt her and went into the bedroom. Laughing, he says, "I was wondering were my dip went." What a pig?
On a different situation I met a provider for the first time and I said, "Sorry, I'm not better looking." She laughed and said I was perfect.  Then, she proceeded to tell me about another client who always would have toilet paper stuck in his ass. Bad timing for this story, but it was an interesting one. That ranks as ridiculous too me that a guy would be like that.
A different provider told me about a guy who had many junks of tuna in his beard. She was polite and told the person.  He said that is impossible because he hasn't had tuna a few days ago. The provider thought the man went down on his girlfriend/wife before she investigated where that stench was coming from. Sounds like a real winner!
Guys are bad, but there is nothing worse for a man expecting a good time and have a lady not being fresh.  
Anyone can reply because laughter is good. Hope I have an interesting topic for discussion

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brilove1066 reads

My guess is that he lost it inside her o.O

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wadzilla691161 reads

Posted By: brilove
My guess is that he lost it inside her o.O
Related Link: http://www.xvideos.com/video932821/internal_cumshot

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tinknal984 reads

"dip" is chewing tobacco

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ChefTito869 reads

Dip is snuff, like Skoal.

Posted By: tinknal
"dip" is chewing tobacco.  
 

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wadzilla691050 reads

Related Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvBxQsgr6PI

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belindabell1102 reads

If you had ever had a client like these dirty, disgusting slobs, you would not think it funny either.  
These are mild examples

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MsChayse1058 reads

Agreed BB. Thank the lord those clients are few & far between. IDK that discussing such incidents during a session though would be my preference. Sorta kills the mood. Lol!

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sweetkarley901 reads

thank GOD I have only had few since I have been in business  

OMG, Barf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Derpdydoo995 reads

Funny story and we have the same bunch of killjoys lecturing us.  Why is it funny?  Because it's bizarre and unusual, as in most of us would never do it.  

Take a chill, and enjoy life!

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MsChayse922 reads

That wasn't you with the TP stuck up your ass was it Derp? Hehe!

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Derpdydoo960 reads

Posted By: LeannluvsU
That wasn't you with the TP stuck up your ass was it Derp? Hehe!
Let's just assume it was..  
First, I'd be able to laugh about it.
Second, I'd also realize that the TP was temporary and easy to remove.  Unlike the stick that's firmly planted between some of the buttcheeks here.

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MsChayse907 reads

Posted By: Derpdydoo
 
   
Posted By: LeannluvsU
That wasn't you with the TP stuck up your ass was it Derp? Hehe!
   
 Let's just assume it was..  
 First, I'd be able to laugh about it.  
 Second, I'd also realize that the TP was temporary and easy to remove.  Unlike the stick that's firmly planted between some of the buttcheeks here.  
That's awesome! It's great when we are able to laugh at ourselves & with others. So Derp? What's your funny story? I promise I won't laugh AT you & I certainly won't tell my next client about it.

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Derpdydoo852 reads

Pearls before swine.

As evidenced in your agreement to BB that no humor was to be found in this, it's a pointless endeavor.

Why waste a funny story on the humorless?

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MsChayse839 reads

Thanks for the memories!  

Your story wouldn't be wasted babe. I assure you I at least have been laughing hysterically throughout this discussion!

BBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See?

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belindabell806 reads

just that I did not see the humor.   You may very find it lol funny.  ok. that's fine.  I simply stated my opinion.  We can't have differing opinions??

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BunnyPhallus1190 reads

Right on ! Typical joyless women!

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belindabell859 reads

So what.  I don't think it's funny.  Doesn't mean I am  a killjoy and certainly am not lecturing you.  Lecturing you would be telling you HOW to wash your ass.   And that is one lecture I do not want to put you or any of the other grown men and women of TER through.

Related Link: Ass Washing 101

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MsChayse980 reads

In fact, I'd love to get a few laughs today! How bout we talk about your most embarrassing moments in the hobby. I'm sure we'd all be rolling! Haha......

Don't worry. (You aliases anyway) The world will never know who you are. (so you think) Lol!

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elanmontage1250 reads

epends on the mood of the company coming to the party.  I do wish we had a master comedian at board here locally.  Maybe we can recruit to the hobby one of the regulars who do really well at ACME Sticks downtown.  

 
So, to throw something fun into this thread I will share a simple incident where I took a pinch of snuff out of a can and kissed the man back with a dizzying effect on me.   Yes, I did have to spit it out but I was a trooper for about 15 minutes!  Can you believe it? In part this was to help the guy either immediately or eventually give up the snuff.... yup.. I can be rather nutty.  But hell, toilet paper sucks!   I had it happen in my own ass crack... that paper pills sometimes and leaves behind evidence of some bad shit.  It's all in the timing and the masterful swiping.  I do believe those in the hobby have a better knack for cleanliness than the public at large though. I really do.  

Whatever anyone does... don't ask me to pinch snuff with you, ok!  That was a one time errant spell I was under.  

As for toilet paper.... well, hell, I have hot towels just in case.  

Personally, I take charge in sexy hobby events as a hostess: everyone smells and tastes like organic all natural lemon cake down there anyhow by the time I get to it.  Most people come super clean and smell like soap or chlorine or soap and chlorine and deodorant or cologne.... You guys are awesome

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belindabell779 reads

I just didn't see it when I first read it.  It reminded me of a very unpleasant humungous brown lump with chunks of peanuts  nasty nasty nasty nasty shit stain, okay

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MsChayse882 reads

You saw him too?! Lord help us all!

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belindabell891 reads

as in Brach's chocolate peanut cluster.  OYE!!

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DJ19851018 reads

tucked in your cheek, kind of gross but kind of not too.

Posted By: elanmontage
 
   
 depends on the mood of the company coming to the party.  I do wish we had a master comedian at board here locally.  Maybe we can recruit to the hobby one of the regulars who do really well at ACME Sticks downtown.    
   
   
 So, to throw something fun into this thread I will share a simple incident where I took a pinch of snuff out of a can and kissed the man back with a dizzying effect on me.   Yes, I did have to spit it out but I was a trooper for about 15 minutes!  Can you believe it? In part this was to help the guy either immediately or eventually give up the snuff.... yup.. I can be rather nutty.  But hell, toilet paper sucks!   I had it happen in my own ass crack... that paper pills sometimes and leaves behind evidence of some bad shit.  It's all in the timing and the masterful swiping.  I do believe those in the hobby have a better knack for cleanliness than the public at large though. I really do.    
   
 Whatever anyone does... don't ask me to pinch snuff with you, ok!  That was a one time errant spell I was under.    
   
 As for toilet paper.... well, hell, I have hot towels just in case.    
   
 Personally, I take charge in sexy hobby events as a hostess: everyone smells and tastes like organic all natural lemon cake down there anyhow by the time I get to it.  Most people come super clean and smell like soap or chlorine or soap and chlorine and deodorant or cologne.... You guys are awesome.  
 

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pavanat889 reads

Just remember toilet paper  and the Starship Enterprise serve the same purpose:
wandering around Uranus trying to wipe out cling-ons!

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Jackieblu790 reads

Never had an icky experience except one in the hobby , which I care not to repeat, but when I was a kid, I took a bus trip to St. Louis- the driver was a really nice black man who during stop overs played jazz saxophone for us, at a crowded stop-over in Joplin, he used the restroom, the place was packed and as a juvenile sitting on the bench waiting for the next leg of the trip , he came out of the restroom with a super long piece of toilet tissue stuck to his shoe, being young with friends, this was hard, I prayed for him and after a super long while it became detached- whooo!  Tip, regular Scotts toilet tissue is pretty much trustworthy for not leaving cling ons and it doesen't hurt to use a wipe afterwards either LOL. Hope this lightened this thread up haha.  It just made me remember it is all....

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