One has to wonder if providers even read their own ads.  This one just sort of rubbed me the wrong way.

1) She says 1am in the title, 2am in the post
2) She says she's a brunette, but all the pics are blonde
3) She says she's all you'll want, but then says she has a hot friend too
4) Says she has a "country girl attitude" but then talks about how confident she is in her "hotness" (so far from country girl IMO)...

And is it just me or do all her pics look like they're green screened?

I have thought the same thing after reading some of the ads.  The funniest one I saw was the CL ad that said "You will be disappointed."

Obviously, a good many are not proofread.  But at least they are often amusing to read and lets you easily figure out if it likely a B&S situation or some other kind of scam.

The "Stallion" ads get to me too. It always makes me look to see is they are a TS provider, because that might at least make some sense somehow.

I also remember twitching a while back when I saw an ad where a PYT referred to herself as "Contagious (name)". WTF? I wouldn't even want to see the ones with a "contagious smile". Not the best marketing tactic, unless it's aimed at those with a fetish for infections.

My ATF ads are the ones where the girl is refering to herself as a "Stallion"..... How far removed are people these days that they do not know the difference between a Mare (female horse) and a Stallion (male horse)?

Anyone ever witness a horny Stallion? They have a penis about the size of a man's arm! Where do they think think the expression "Donkey Dick" comes from... A donkey is a small cousin of a horse.... And a male donkey is a Jack Ass... Fitting? Maybe these ads will start refering to their writer's as Jack Ass's... That would be more accurate than "Stallion".

Who writes this shit? Makes me think of some pimp with diamond studded stainless steel teeth sitting at a computer. (I removed the names and did not include links as I thought it might violate TER policy to list their names and numbers as I berate the Mares.... err "ladies" in these ads, so see the excerpts below.)

Hello Gentlemen, There's a new SEXY, ADVENTROUS, OPEN MINDED stallion on

the scene here to sweep you gents off your feet if your looking to spend

a little time with a classy beautiful LADY


gorgeous-ebony-stallion-making-your-dreams-come-true

thick-n-juicy-carmel-complected-stallion-miss-black- (name deleted)-ready-to-please-

The ones that kill me are the ones that say something like, "Cum get this Big Juicy Ass", and then below in their ad something like, "Always be a gentleman when calling.  Vulgar language will not be tolerated."

I don't know, that just hits my funny bone.