Minnesota
...went in to get his junk waxed. The therapist had inadvertently mixed Super Glue in with her paraffin. Things were going along nicely but on one application the therapist was having a tough time tearing off the cloth strip. She then yanked with all her might, tearing off the guy's unit in the process and the dick, cloth strip and all went flying out of her hand, across the room and stuck to the wall behind her at eye level. Try as they might, they couldn't pull the penis off the wall before the glue dried. It was left in place and now serves as a coat hook. Ironically, the client's name was Les Peters.
True story! Ya can't make this shit up!! 
DS
'Relax, it's just sex!'
As some might know I offer waxing services and the most asked about service is the Male Brazilian Waxing. Since it takes me over 5 min to explain the process, I thought I would post here. The following are the most asked questions. If I missed any please feel free to ask, thanks 
Does it hurt to get that part of the body waxed? Yes, it hurts when you get ANY part of your body waxed. Thank goodness for you I am gentle and try to make it as painless as possible.
How long does the hair have to be? The hair only has to be a quarter of an inch. To be on the safe side, don't shave for one week.
What areas are waxed? The shaft of the penis, the base, the sac & crack areas. The buttocks can be included if you want.
How long does it take to perform this service? It can take anywhere from 30 min to an Hour. I normally take 45 min to an hour.
Anything I need to bring? Nope, just you
Thanks
Janie
First please don't drink before any waxing. Alcohol acts as a blood thinner, so there will be more bleeding than normal. Not trying to scare anyone, but when your taking hair out of the root there tends to be some bleeding but not all the time.
As for how long you will be smooth depends on how fast your hair grows back. I've had people come in after 2 1/2 weeks & others come back a month later. On average I would say you're looking at 3 to 4 weeks before your next waxing appt. You will be smooth for almost 2 weeks before you can feel the hair growing back.
You might be a little sore but nothing that will last more than an hour or two. Your skin won't be raw, so your penis won't feel sensitive. I have had quite a few clients come in for a brazilian wax & followed with a sensual massage. There was no problem with their member. I wouldn't recommend a french lesson as the pores are open. I would recommend no oral or uncovered sex for at least 24 hrs after waxing your privates men or women. Actually women I suggest 48 hrs no sexual activity.
I do have 6 yrs experience waxing men, so I know how to be gentle.
I hope that comes with a nice and thorough antibacterial massage of the penis, base, sac and crack area after you remove the hair. The reward for being so brave only seems fair.
Xoxo.
...went in to get his junk waxed. The therapist had inadvertently mixed Super Glue in with her paraffin. Things were going along nicely but on one application the therapist was having a tough time tearing off the cloth strip. She then yanked with all her might, tearing off the guy's unit in the process and the dick, cloth strip and all went flying out of her hand, across the room and stuck to the wall behind her at eye level. Try as they might, they couldn't pull the penis off the wall before the glue dried. It was left in place and now serves as a coat hook. Ironically, the client's name was Les Peters.
True story! Ya can't make this shit up!!
DS
'Relax, it's just sex!'