I have a business trip scheduled for next month in Minneapolis. As usual, I start my shopping early and narrowed it down to a couple of providers in less then one hours time. That's not good.  

If you ask her to email you pictures, She might! She's skinny.... but, maybe baby fat, if even that!! But, DEFINITELY NO BIGGER than Baby Fat!!!

LMAO Drumsticks but you're right, they come in handy.

I typically find that 25-30 age here is better for those wanting GFE and for me after a day on business that's what I want. This is very much an independent provider state so more homework is required up front to find a lady that suits your desires. I would recommend a few  to you but they are low volume so if you didn't inquire before visiting that may be a problem.  Also MN either due to LEO or other reasons lacks a decent agency or agencies that have the 21-25 age GFE profiles that are easier for a visitor to search for.  When I go to Boston, Seattle, Miami or Atlanta there are many so from that angle I do understand.  

can easily be found in one convenient place. I wouldn't think you, a seasoned and well schooled traveling hobbiest would have needed help finding the young slim hotties. But I will give you the key to the twin cities hidden gems.

Way to go! Post under an alias and then insult almost every top lady in MN ( which mind you, aren't fat.)
There are quite a few that fit your criteria FYI.  
So to me you sound more catty than like a seasoned hobbyist.  

Do not come into our state and insult our ladies and then expect them or the men, to offer up some advice........Ms sasquatch just MIGHT have been one of the treasures you just missed out on spending time with as well as many others on this board....in the future you might want to do some checking before you let your fingers do the talking.

Traitor!

Or STOP WHINING!

is another man's "too skinny."  Your criterion are subjective.

Thanks for that .
Also, I've found 6 slender hotties that fit his criteria in less than 5 minutes so perhaps they aren't a seasoned hobbyist like they claim? Oh boy if I was a hobbyist I'd have so many gems at my whim lol just purring at how many beautiful ladies in our midst .
Being over 25 I'll add one more thing; I'm not old, I'm vintage!  

I am now up to a dozen choices or a grand total of 1,320 pounds within the preferred age bracket. Accordingly, I will add to the MN economy and finalize my search with two or three lucky contestants.  

Your idea of a hottie may not be close to mine. I have high standards and if they are thin but homely looking, I will cross them off my list. If their reviews are not what I expect, they will also be crossed off my list. If they have board posts and seem to be a little "slow" I will also bypass them.  

Thank you for such a cognizant and informative reply. Yes, I did notice the lack of agencies which would have probably made my search much easier. Yes, Atlanta has a half dozen agencies with a large number of hot providers and good reputations. It is hobby heaven.

I don't feel that fat and fit are subjective... fat is fucking fat and fit is fit...
 How fat is: really fat, may be the criteria the slovenly are harping about...

But why try to offend and be rude about it?  You could have got the same help and pms without the insults. Not every guy likes thin and that's ok.  

Listen up buddy....

Another oddity, I was scanning BP in the last two days and had seen quite a few hotties. It seems that they are not reviewed or at least not enough.
And WTF is with this DIY? That's the most ridiculous, lame and desperate shit I have ever seen in my life. I never heard of it before in any other states. It seems to be a local niche to MN.  

Now can you make yourself disappear into a venus fly trap never to grace us with your presence again? That would be the best trick ever performed in history & very much appreciated.

Maybe some of the "THICK, FULL-FIGURED, CURVY" women, ENJOY BEING CURVY, THICK & FULL FIGURED!!

Where'd you go to school Houdini?? Because obviously it was NOT a good school... OR you NEVER wanted to learn anything!!!  

at right and exercise?  

auty is in the eye of the beholder.....

I am going to agree with the OP and HH on this one.    The OP was looking for a young, fit provider.   Sure, he made a less than flattering comment but who really cares.   He did not attack any one lady specifically so why is everyone getting so offended by his ISO post?      

How refreshing Belinda!

Lets see YOUR BODY then!
It's only fair!!!

Fyi they did fit your inquiry perfectly however they aren't reviewed here .
This isn't the only legit site in the world you know .  
Pfft! if you're so picky do your own work and try to be nice to people you don't know.  
Also, no one is forcing fat chicks on you calm down .

Gee!
 I just love when a FAT OLD guy comes here to objectify and insult women. It's so attractive! Not .
Over 25 is not old.  
You're old. Your stupid half ass insults are old . Your whole bully routine is old.
So, perhaps if you hate women so much  
maybe you're the one who should just retire.  
Oh and You're older than me according to my research in fact lmao!  
Not my problem if I'm faster than most of you guys at finding things or people, it's my nature .

Nor scoff at long johns.

Are you going to get the ones with the butt pocket?    Now, that I would LOVE to see!!!

Here he is!

and I do have a good sense of humor. I would gladly show you my body, but you are way outside of my preferences. You do have a kind of cute face, but I would recommend some brow threading.

Wait one more thing! I totally solved the problem .
Perhaps if some gentlemen weren't so cheap or wasted our time then Mn's "fat & old ladies" would be able to afford plastic surgery and gym memberships so we all can fit into client of the year's criteria?!  Huh!
Xo V.  

Where is this land of thin and educated providers. Maybe I need to schedule a trip? I suppose in unicorn land donations are not required and LE does not exist.  

everybody has their own tastes....  if someone is looking for a skinny, hard-body there are a few providers here who fit the bill.   if someone is looking for an average built provider, there are plenty to choose from.  if someone prefers the BBW type, they are out there.    for me, I find many different body types attractive as long as the provider is sexy in other ways.  her attitude, friendliness, personality, and whether or not she is really into a session.   my only pet peeve is when a provider doesn't use accurate, up to date photos of herself in an ad.   there's no point in using fake pics because those pics are only going to bring in so many clients before the word gets out.   and in most cases, when a provider uses a fake pic it usually is an indication that the service she provides is not going to be very good.  Just sayin....

A provider is not sexy unless she looks sexy. For me there is no other way. The attitude and personality are icing on the cake.  
That said, I agree with the rest of your post. The deception of a provider being 30 pounds heavier and not revealing it up front should never be condoned or written off because the provider has mental problems and can't stop eating.

He also has a point. My profile says "average" but Panthera would probably consider me fat, because he just likes girls who are true spinners, and I am not. We all have a mirror. If your profile says you are athletic and you have cellulite, then it's not accurate. The only reason I don't make the jump to "baby fat" is because most women with a profile stating that are over 140 lbs. I am only 120, though I seem to look bigger in photos because I am so short

They are truly thin or athletic too. Nothing wrong with being something other than that, but we can't get pissed when a guy expresses what he likes. He is the one paying so it's pretty stupid to tell him he should not be so picky. Yes, actually he should or go fk his wife lol.

Well roll out the red carpet. The HF wanna be has rolled in from the GD board to tell us how we should be running our business! Lol! Sorry dear. Around here we chose our clients. Not visa versa. Why you may ask? Because we can!

And I can easily pick you up and carry you around  

You wouldn't be so broke if you would change your business model. Lose a few pounds, thread your eyebrows, get your hair done by a professional, and buy some decent clothes for God's sake.

"As you get older, the pickings get slimmer but the people don't."

Visits the Minnesota Boaard

The man has preferences.  He's got the money.  End of story.  If I don't find what I want at Macy's, I go elsewhere or keep my money.

NOBODY is disturbed by his preference. Comprehend?! It's his insults in his presentation! Good morning?

Oofta. Sorry to hear of your disappointment I have seen plenty of pictures of providers with amazingly beautiful bodies! Hope you do find what you are looking for though! Happy hunting