can easily be found in one convenient place. I wouldn't think you, a seasoned and well schooled traveling hobbiest would have needed help finding the young slim hotties. But I will give you the key to the twin cities hidden gems.
I have a business trip scheduled for next month in Minneapolis. As usual, I start my shopping early and narrowed it down to a couple of providers in less then one hours time. That's not good.
Where are all of the slim providers in the 25 year old range? I can find a "few" slim providers, but they are either old or have questionable reviews.
So then I searched for athletic providers hoping to see some hard bodies, but I was again disappointed at what I saw. I am not interested in playing football with a lady sasquatch so my idea for athletic was thrown out the window.
I held my breath and searched for average providers and they were all fat.
If worse comes to worse, I will have to pay attention to the ad board and see a visiting provider. That's pretty bad. A visiting hobbyist searching for visiting providers
If you ask her to email you pictures, She might! She's skinny.... but, maybe baby fat, if even that!! But, DEFINITELY NO BIGGER than Baby Fat!!!
Alicia Hartoley
xoxoxxxoxox
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LMAO Drumsticks but you're right, they come in handy.
I typically find that 25-30 age here is better for those wanting GFE and for me after a day on business that's what I want. This is very much an independent provider state so more homework is required up front to find a lady that suits your desires. I would recommend a few to you but they are low volume so if you didn't inquire before visiting that may be a problem. Also MN either due to LEO or other reasons lacks a decent agency or agencies that have the 21-25 age GFE profiles that are easier for a visitor to search for. When I go to Boston, Seattle, Miami or Atlanta there are many so from that angle I do understand.
Where are all of the slim providers in the 25 year old range? I can find a "few" slim providers, but they are either old or have questionable reviews.
So then I searched for athletic providers hoping to see some hard bodies, but I was again disappointed at what I saw. I am not interested in playing football with a lady sasquatch so my idea for athletic was thrown out the window.
I held my breath and searched for average providers and they were all fat.
If worse comes to worse, I will have to pay attention to the ad board and see a visiting provider. That's pretty bad. A visiting hobbyist searching for visiting providers.
Thank you for such a cognizant and informative reply. Yes, I did notice the lack of agencies which would have probably made my search much easier. Yes, Atlanta has a half dozen agencies with a large number of hot providers and good reputations. It is hobby heaven.
can easily be found in one convenient place. I wouldn't think you, a seasoned and well schooled traveling hobbiest would have needed help finding the young slim hotties. But I will give you the key to the twin cities hidden gems.
Way to go! Post under an alias and then insult almost every top lady in MN ( which mind you, aren't fat.)
There are quite a few that fit your criteria FYI.
So to me you sound more catty than like a seasoned hobbyist.
XoXo ~ Lady Sasquatch. Hahahahah!
Do not come into our state and insult our ladies and then expect them or the men, to offer up some advice........Ms sasquatch just MIGHT have been one of the treasures you just missed out on spending time with as well as many others on this board....in the future you might want to do some checking before you let your fingers do the talking.
Thanks for that .
Also, I've found 6 slender hotties that fit his criteria in less than 5 minutes so perhaps they aren't a seasoned hobbyist like they claim? Oh boy if I was a hobbyist I'd have so many gems at my whim lol just purring at how many beautiful ladies in our midst .
Being over 25 I'll add one more thing; I'm not old, I'm vintage!
Kiss it!
Xo V.
Your idea of a hottie may not be close to mine. I have high standards and if they are thin but homely looking, I will cross them off my list. If their reviews are not what I expect, they will also be crossed off my list. If they have board posts and seem to be a little "slow" I will also bypass them.
So you say that I insulted almost every top lady in MN. Perhaps only those that need the Atkins diet and a gym membership, but some of the recommendations I had received came from other providers for which I am grateful
Lets see YOUR BODY then! 
It's only fair!!!
So you say that I insulted almost every top lady in MN. Perhaps only those that need the Atkins diet and a gym membership, but some of the recommendations I had received came from other providers for which I am grateful.
and I do have a good sense of humor. I would gladly show you my body, but you are way outside of my preferences. You do have a kind of cute face, but I would recommend some brow threading.
Fyi they did fit your inquiry perfectly however they aren't reviewed here .
This isn't the only legit site in the world you know .
Pfft! if you're so picky do your own work and try to be nice to people you don't know.
Also, no one is forcing fat chicks on you calm down .
Traitor!
Or STOP WHINING!
is another man's "too skinny." Your criterion are subjective.
I am now up to a dozen choices or a grand total of 1,320 pounds within the preferred age bracket. Accordingly, I will add to the MN economy and finalize my search with two or three lucky contestants.
Carry on folks, and bundle up. I hear it's getting cold up there at night.
But why try to offend and be rude about it? You could have got the same help and pms without the insults. Not every guy likes thin and that's ok.
I'm glad you found what you were looking for ... That's why we are all here right? Enjoy your trip to Minneapolis and yes bring warm clothes.
I don't feel that fat and fit are subjective... fat is fucking fat and fit is fit...
How fat is: really fat, may be the criteria the slovenly are harping about...
Sadly the Midwest is a bastion for old overweight & out of shape, pizza face "providers"...
Please don't ever mention "hard bodies" or the chubby chasers will pitch a king size hissy fit........
When you say that your preference is: fit slim athletic non-retirement age "providers"
You're told to stop whining or an out of shape old bat will grouse that she found several
women that fit your description in minutes then allude that you're not a seasoned "hobbyist".....lol
That fat old "providers" and the fat old men who love them will trash you
every time you make any mention of preferring fit attractive young women...
I think Midwest johns prefer women that look like their ex/current wives/girlfriends.....
Because they never ever had enough game to attract: fit athletic young women.....
Odd eh?.....HH
Another oddity, I was scanning BP in the last two days and had seen quite a few hotties. It seems that they are not reviewed or at least not enough.
And WTF is with this DIY? That's the most ridiculous, lame and desperate shit I have ever seen in my life. I never heard of it before in any other states. It seems to be a local niche to MN.
I don't understand why a few people were so insulted that I only see young and physically fit providers. They can change their appearance by working out and eating less food.
Maybe some of the "THICK, FULL-FIGURED, CURVY" women, ENJOY BEING CURVY, THICK & FULL FIGURED!!
WHO ARE YOU to say bigger women need to work out, eat less & be on diets?
For your information, some ladies look way better voluptuous, thick, curvy, full-figured... than they would if they were skin & bones!!! Plus, skin & bones anorexic is NOT healthy!!
On a Personal Note: I LOVE... REPEAT LOVE.... THE WAY I LOOK & I'm PROUD to weigh 180lb!! I work out 4-5 times a week & eat healthy! But, my medication that I take to help me stay sober... puts weight on people!! So, it's either stay sober or lose weight... AND I'M HAPPY BEING ME!!! Some of the other women are just like me... where prescriptions put weight on them!
Are Panthera & Houdini the same person? Just two different user names & passwords? or perhaps alias is showing himself? Or maybe there are two jerks! You shouldn't put people down based on their outsides! It's what's inside that truly matters!!!
Sorry everyone to get sucked into this. but I stand up for what's right!!
Have an AWESOME DAY Everyone!!
Alicia Hartoley
xoxoxxxoxox
at right and exercise?
Have a respectable self image?
Not having health care issues regarding their body fat %....
For the whore/johns who mostly hate themselves that's a tall order!
Most of the johns here prefer whores who resemble themselves & their wives/GF's.. unfit & abusive...
The passive/aggressive behavior of the chubby hookers and the chubby chasing johns is laughable....
Anyone who disagrees with them certainly must be banished from the kingdom forever....
DIY.... is for guilt ridden jerk offs who when questioned by spouses upon returning to their hovels,
can honestly say that they didn't have sex with a prostitute today...... they just jacked themselves off..
So the DIY "girls" can look in the mirror & say: I'm not a whore! and the guys can say: I'm not a john!
This site and most of the whores and johns on it............ are TOTAL fucking comedy.......H
Now can you make yourself disappear into a venus fly trap never to grace us with your presence again? That would be the best trick ever performed in history & very much appreciated.
Where'd you go to school Houdini?? Because obviously it was NOT a good school... OR you NEVER wanted to learn anything!!!
Because.... Guess What!!!
Believe it or not, There are PLENTY of guys who like ALL DIFFERENT SIZES & SHAPES!! Guys who like skin & bones or athletic or baby fat or curvy or voluptuous or full figured or even the bbw's!! And, guys who like a mixture!
And IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THEIR GAME!!!.... Because I've SEEN MORE GAME IN SOMEONE WHO WAS PICKING SOMEONE FULL FIGURED UP.... Then I EVER SAW in someone picking up someone smaller!!!
BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER!!!
I think Midwest johns prefer women that look like their ex/current wives/girlfriends.....
Because they never ever had enough game to attract: fit athletic young women.....
auty is in the eye of the beholder.....
So why is it then, when someone prefers fit, attractive young women.....
All the chubby chasers who are sporting wood for the overweight hookers who
lurk here have a spastic attack? And feel the need to defend the broken down
mothers who turn tricks! And fat hookers accuse people of having poor educations....
The all shapes and sizes bit really has no bearing in this conversation except to
make you feel better about yourself that some johns like out of shape older hookers.
You purposely fail to comprehend that the man who initiated the convo is uninterested
in out of shape older women who turn tricks on the side and prefers fit younger women..
Oh you watched a chubby chaser work a fat girl once, had all the fit attractive women left?
......H
I am going to agree with the OP and HH on this one. The OP was looking for a young, fit provider. Sure, he made a less than flattering comment but who really cares. He did not attack any one lady specifically so why is everyone getting so offended by his ISO post?
As I said in my PM to the OP, I could give a shit less what some JOHN thinks about mature and plus size gals.
In the big picture (no pun intended LOL), does it really matter? No, it only matters what we think about our own selves.
I am not sure what is happening to this board but it is a pretty sad day when we attack one another for having a preference that is different from our own.
Peace out!
Belinda
How refreshing Belinda!
As I said in my PM to the OP, I could give a shit less what some JOHN thinks about mature and plus size gals.
In the big picture (no pun intended LOL), does it really matter? No, it only matters what we think about our own selves.
I am not sure what is happening to this board but it is a pretty sad day when we attack one another for having a preference that is different from our own.
Peace out!
Belinda
Are you going to get the ones with the butt pocket? Now, that I would LOVE to see!!!
Seriously, welcome to MN!! And have a real fucking good time while you are here!
The man has preferences. He's got the money. End of story. If I don't find what I want at Macy's, I go elsewhere or keep my money.
ooxx,
Trin
NOBODY is disturbed by his preference. Comprehend?! It's his insults in his presentation! Good morning?
Gee!
I just love when a FAT OLD guy comes here to objectify and insult women. It's so attractive! Not .
Over 25 is not old.
You're old. Your stupid half ass insults are old . Your whole bully routine is old.
So, perhaps if you hate women so much
maybe you're the one who should just retire.
Oh and You're older than me according to my research in fact lmao!
Not my problem if I'm faster than most of you guys at finding things or people, it's my nature .
You're just too lazy to do it yourself and mad because you got called out on BS.
KMA!
Sorry to burst your bubble!
Xo V
Listen up buddy....
You remind me of a few male friends of mine who are NEVER happy with anything BECAUSE THEY ARE WAY TOO PICKY!! They are plenty of fine, beautiful. gorgeous & well reviewed (non-homely) looking females in Minnesota! I bet your so picky that if she was the most beautiful girl in the world... but, she ended up having one small flaw... let's say a birthmark on her back that no one ever saw... but, you found out about it some how.... you'd cast her to the curb for that too!!
Maybe if you weren't soooooo picky... you'd find a woman who'd show you an AWESOME TIME!!! Not saying you can't be a little picky... but, coming to our state & insulting 99% of the ladies doesn't show nothing but the fact that your soooooooooooo unhappy with yourself, that your trying to cover it up by having a woman you don't even deserve by your side!!
Part of me feels sorry for you because your obviously one of those jerkish types of guys who got picked on in school soooo bad that you never grew up from high school... but, most of me feels irritated because you offended 99% of the gorgeous providers in this state!!! I bet you write really extremely picky reviews too!! So, why not come out from behind that alias if you REALLY ARE A MAN!!!... or are you still a boy that NEVER grew up??? There's more to a woman than just her beauty!!! There's brains & a heart too!
Ever see the Movie, "Shallow Hal"? Although, that is extremely extreme... the MORAL behind the movie IS VERY, VERY TRUE!!! Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!!
If a person should only look at the outsides of another person when judging themselves, he shall NEVER be happy because he doesn't know the insides of him or her own self!!! - Alicia
Sorry, I DON'T like drama or bs, but I believe in standing up for people!! Especially when I see an unjust being done!!
I hope everything came across the right way!! My learning disability may have made something sound wrong or other than how I truly meant it!!!
Sorry everyone for this. but I felt like I needed to stand up for us, fine ladies of Minnesota!!! that make up the 99% of well reviewed providers he was being rude & obnoxious to... hiding like a lil coward in the corner with that alias!!!
On the bright side of everything, have an AWESOME DAY Everyone!!!
Alicia Hartoley
xoxoxxxoxox
Where are all of the slim providers in the 25 year old range? I can find a "few" slim providers, but they are either old or have questionable reviews.
So then I searched for athletic providers hoping to see some hard bodies, but I was again disappointed at what I saw. I am not interested in playing football with a lady sasquatch so my idea for athletic was thrown out the window.
I held my breath and searched for average providers and they were all fat.
If worse comes to worse, I will have to pay attention to the ad board and see a visiting provider. That's pretty bad. A visiting hobbyist searching for visiting providers.
Wait one more thing! I totally solved the problem .
Perhaps if some gentlemen weren't so cheap or wasted our time then Mn's "fat & old ladies" would be able to afford plastic surgery and gym memberships so we all can fit into client of the year's criteria?! Huh!
Xo V.
Where are all of the slim providers in the 25 year old range? I can find a "few" slim providers, but they are either old or have questionable reviews.
So then I searched for athletic providers hoping to see some hard bodies, but I was again disappointed at what I saw. I am not interested in playing football with a lady sasquatch so my idea for athletic was thrown out the window.
I held my breath and searched for average providers and they were all fat.
If worse comes to worse, I will have to pay attention to the ad board and see a visiting provider. That's pretty bad. A visiting hobbyist searching for visiting providers.
Where is this land of thin and educated providers. Maybe I need to schedule a trip? I suppose in unicorn land donations are not required and LE does not exist.
Seriously, is it some place like Florida ? If you tell me Nebraska, I am going to be disappointed.
everybody has their own tastes.... if someone is looking for a skinny, hard-body there are a few providers here who fit the bill. if someone is looking for an average built provider, there are plenty to choose from. if someone prefers the BBW type, they are out there. for me, I find many different body types attractive as long as the provider is sexy in other ways. her attitude, friendliness, personality, and whether or not she is really into a session. my only pet peeve is when a provider doesn't use accurate, up to date photos of herself in an ad. there's no point in using fake pics because those pics are only going to bring in so many clients before the word gets out. and in most cases, when a provider uses a fake pic it usually is an indication that the service she provides is not going to be very good. Just sayin....
A provider is not sexy unless she looks sexy. For me there is no other way. The attitude and personality are icing on the cake.
That said, I agree with the rest of your post. The deception of a provider being 30 pounds heavier and not revealing it up front should never be condoned or written off because the provider has mental problems and can't stop eating.
They are truly thin or athletic too. Nothing wrong with being something other than that, but we can't get pissed when a guy expresses what he likes. He is the one paying so it's pretty stupid to tell him he should not be so picky. Yes, actually he should or go fk his wife lol.
Well roll out the red carpet. The HF wanna be has rolled in from the GD board to tell us how we should be running our business! Lol! Sorry dear. Around here we chose our clients. Not visa versa. Why you may ask? Because we can!
You wouldn't be so broke if you would change your business model. Lose a few pounds, thread your eyebrows, get your hair done by a professional, and buy some decent clothes for God's sake.
He also has a point. My profile says "average" but Panthera would probably consider me fat, because he just likes girls who are true spinners, and I am not. We all have a mirror. If your profile says you are athletic and you have cellulite, then it's not accurate. The only reason I don't make the jump to "baby fat" is because most women with a profile stating that are over 140 lbs. I am only 120, though I seem to look bigger in photos because I am so short
And I can easily pick you up and carry you around 
Visits the Minnesota Boaard
"As you get older, the pickings get slimmer but the people don't."
Oofta. Sorry to hear of your disappointment 
I have seen plenty of pictures of providers with amazingly beautiful bodies! Hope you do find what you are looking for though! Happy hunting 