Backpages - Thanks but I will pass – Mr. Big Fella what the heck set you off on this post. I called your mother and asked if she could wash your mouth out with glue and paint your hands on, so no more keyboards for you! Mr. Biggy you definitely have that ticking time bomb thing going on…you just may want to visit Sister Holy-Water at the Church for Turrets Syndrome. There also is Harry Balls at the Writing Institute for Impaired Large Men located in Cussville, Idaho who specializes in men who shoot their load before their mind catches up to them. Sir, don’t sweat the little stuff, yes Backpages is not real, nor are the women on that Frontpages or Backpages, some of those imaginary ladies will call you back and some will not because they just don’t exist. Ask my imaginary friend and rabbit Havey who goes everywhere with me since the tenth grade; helps me keep down my emotional moments which tend to be about the same time each month??? Drugs help too, take only as needed or directed; consider all these methods before writing again.
Pictures – Hey Blueboy the guy was only asking; just two weeks ago you were throwing yourself on the mercy of the TER court now you are jumping this poor feller. Just wait until you get your drivers license and ask to borrow Moms car and she tells you No – then tell me how you feel. Lighten up little guy!
Anyone seen SaraLee? - Like her name, she must have read my previous post on names, yes the food groups are always a fan favorite. New Ladies pay attention to this cutting edge style of picking a name, although I get hungry for snacks every time I read the name? In an unrelated story: Sara Lee Companies has issue an injunction in Federal court today suing a high profile Provider for Trademark infringement of their name. Sara Lee spokesmen stated the company wanted people to be hungry for Nutbars; not female breasts?
Turn off the Gmail Buzz, GiaMarie - I did only because Gia said to do this and she is smarter then a 5 year old, which is twice as smart as me? What is up with this Buzz, who are they, I'm telling you I never heard a thing coming out from my computer, I kept listening and nothing, very strange?
To the beanpole dames in the magazines - Per Curry Heckinthebut at the University Medical Center located in Hooterville, Kanas; the following facts apply: Beanpoles are first to be eaten when an aircraft crashes in the Andes Mountains, due to lack of strength and weakness but Curvy's are more desired because they have more white meat, in chick fights curvy wins over beanpole in a 4 to 1 margin, on the Survivor game beanpoles are voted out sooner then curvy in ten seasons, on an African Safari, lions kill more curvy's then beanpoles 77 vs 69, Number of Rock Stars beanpoles has curvy beat 211 to 141 but on over-doses beanpole wins that one at 72.8%, Curry had many other facts but you get the idea; you win some, lose some - size doesn't matter?
Someone who I can't name said something about a girl we will call Sam. I can't say what it is all about but it is the ramblings of a madman. Shows the powerful affect of "not getting some" so yes boys and girls sex does and can Kill. Please act responsibly when getting turned down at: home, work, bars, hobbying, with your neighborhood house wife's and at the water park....
I wrote a new song to mark the event!!!
