An excerpt of a letter from Groucho Marx to his son:

"According to the wire, you are resting well and are being taken care of by a nurse. I hope she is beautiful and that she has red hair. I don't know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair. Red hair makes a man want to recover his health quickly, so that he can get on his feet and the nurse off hers."

When I was little and asked where my red hair came from, my father used to say "rust in the pipes!"  

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