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Dr.BudGreen 10 Reviews 313 reads
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Better luck next time.
I hope you're ambidextrous.

BigBoyPants1316 reads

So I got off work and decided I needed some me time. I scheduled an appointment with myself to rub one out at 4:30.

I fell asleep and missed my appointment and now I am so pissed!  What kind of excuse is that?  I mean really!  I expect my pizza delivery guy to be on time!  The auto glass guy better be there when I arrange it!  

Don't I realize how important my time is?  Who do I think I am?  I don't care if I have a real life and things can go wrong!  THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM!  My ego is more important than anything that complicates my life and I BETTER show up, on time, and make it an incredible time because nothing that happens to me is important!  Honestly!  Who do I think I am?!?!?!

After all,  it's all about me, and not about me.

Now you'll excuse me while I go contemplate the review I am going to write about me.  I'd better contact myself and offer me some kind of incredible discount before I post it!

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rambleon1456 reads

and doing the deed! You made me laugh and I didn't want to.

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belindabell572 reads

At the very least, give yourself time to make it up to you before you trash yourself on the most  
popular review board!!

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vorlon466 reads

The bad news is TER doesn't allow reviews of NCNS.

The good news is you won't get a bad review, which is a really poor way to start your provider career, particularly seeing as your market is quite limited.  Let this be a lesson to you.

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nobodysfool2007300 reads

TER also does Not allow Self Reviews from providers, so it appears that you are in a damned if you do, and damned if you don't.
Personally, I would move past this experience, and find a more reliable provider. :)

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undercoverlover271 reads

So it doesn't happen to others on the board.  Was it you?  Fistine? Rosy Palm?

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Dr.BudGreen314 reads

Better luck next time.
I hope you're ambidextrous.

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MrGencysExit310 reads

Before the white knights come out of the wood works and attack you for calling out the person, I just wanted to say you did the right thing naming names.  
Now the part as to whether you get tarred and feathered or redeemed
Was the situation resolved at a later time with premium lube and multiple orgasms?

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DonDosEquis302 reads

But you couldn't pull it off?

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