I'm in this fun little town and I know there are places to sing.  I want to go out on a gentleman's arm and sing: "Non Deminticar.."  Ala Natalie Cole.  Although, most famously done by Dean Martin, and Nat King Cole of course.

Was going off to college and I was there with him/her without my wife or significant other, I'd be all over that GiaBellini

Setting: Busy, bustling lobby of the hotel I'm staying in.
I saunter by a group in line at the front desk, lock eyes with a large, silver haired gentleman who is looking impatient and in need of a drink.  
I can see that hint of recognition in his eyes.  That...  "hmmm I know you from somewhere..." look.
I smile, and push the button on the elevator panel.
Elevator door opens and I load in.. but so does my silver haired gentleman and his whole group.  Silence on the way up to the floor that receives our whole crew.  The whole ride I can sense this fellow's energy.  Something raw between us.
We all end up getting off on the same floor.  I feel his eyes glancing at me as I swipe my card for one of the rooms nearest the elevator.
Two hours later, I hear a tentative knock at the door.  (unconscionable behaviour, of course.. but this is fantasy)
I peep through the keyhole; The Silver haired man.

... and go and see a local or visiting Provider so Dad can teach his son the subleties of safe sex so the lad doesn't become a father before acquiring his degree. Mom and little sis are sent on errands to pick up Subway sandwiches and a couple of power strips for the dorm room and we agree to meet back in about an hour and a half. Dad sneaks out of the motel room late at night  (I couldn't sleep and went for a walk) and heads down to the local honkey tonk 'cuz his instincts alert him that this town is alive with hot barely legals in T tops and Daisy Dukes regaling themselves in their newly untethered freedoms. Dad soaks in all this youthful energy but his attention is drawn to the slightly older, sensual woman who is artfully crooning songs that will always pass the test of time. The soles of her red shoes are scuffed and slightly worn but easily remedied with a little gentle attention. Although Dad and the Crooner are well educated, tonight they will learn something new, something sensual about themselves that they never knew before. Isn't that why we keep seeking new partners and repeat our experiences with our existing lovers? Because, it's never enough...never enough...  

-- Modified on 8/21/2015 7:38:39 PM

Ahhhhhh AAAhhhhhhh!!! OMG!!  I want YOU Right NOW Drumsticks!!  You get me....  I'm sooo wet right now!

So I bought a tshirt with the University logo on it.  I fit right in now and look just like a college student's mom.  Later I had to find the local drug store.  I bought lamb skin condoms, coconut oil, and revlon "rich girl red" lipstick!!
So now I'm thinking... "MILF".  And honestly I feel all braggy and sexy!  Watching all the parents walk around and I have this naughty little secret in my shopping bag.   I am feeling so turned on right now.  Heheehee

To write that on the shirt you just bought!
With your phone #...
Bet you'd get some calls

...I had it tanned and now use it as a nutsack for when I hike. I tie it to my belt loop so it's easy for me to just reach down and grab my nuts whenever I crave a salty snack.

Hope you didn't fill it way back then

...finding the right size is key to achieving maximum pleasure. And, yes, I did spill my seed into it. That's where I got the idea that if it could hold my seed it could also hold me nuts.  

-- Modified on 8/23/2015 12:00:54 PM

Oh my.. well, back in my massage days I learned that latex condoms break down and are no longer effective if they come in contact with massage oil, coconut oil, and such.  So I'd always tried to work with non-latex.  Poly condoms are so thick and unenjoyable but that was what I was using.

...STDs weren't likely. They do have a unique and very pleasurable feel for a guy, tho, likely 'cuz they're made with real sheep tissue (instestine, I assume). I was recently with a lady and we were having problems with the condoms she uses. She asked me what I like to use so I pulled out a Skyn condom and her reacton was that she won't use those 'cuz they don't protect against STDs. I told her she might be confusing Skyn condoms with Trojan Lambskins so she read the box and realized they're two totally different types of condoms and Skyns are non latex and indeed protective against STDs. They have a much better feel for me and they're thin, and when I use the appropriate size, work best for me. One lady told me she likes non latex because when the guy removes one to continue with a BBBJ, there's no latex taste left on the dick so no need to wash the dick with a washcloth, which I commonly do.