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Most memorable thing a provider said
Pollenbroker 24 Reviews 2547 reads
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1 / 38
Hobbyists: What's the most memorable thing a provider has ever said to you?

My answer:

"I'll pay money to the woman who taught you how to do that!"

mnbill 6 Reviews 2210 reads
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2 / 38
Most memorable thing a provider said

"My energies have changed and we are no longer a good fit" (After 3 years and numerous good sessions)
Never explained what "energies" meant or why.

Drumsticks 90 Reviews 2450 reads
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3 / 38
Those 5 simple words every guy loves to hear....

Yes, of course you can!

turboted 2 Reviews 2390 reads
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4 / 38
After Session Message

After a particularly good first session with a provider, she wrote the following sentence in an e-mail message:  "You would be the type of man I would date exclusively."

I ran the comment by The Love Goddess on "The Erotic Highway" discussion board. She told me to take it as a nice compliment. Unless the program (i.e., arriving with an envelope) is changed by her, do not assume too much from words.

Note:  I met the provider for a second session within a year of the first meeting. The chemistry had changed from the first session. The second session took place during the early part of the recent economic downturn. Therefore, I believe she must have been feeling external economic pressures. She broached the idea within minutes of the second meeting about her hopes of starting a bed and breakfast business. She felt that she could get it started with $80,000. Although I don't believe she wanted that much money from me, I do feel that she wanted me to offer some form of assistance. In retrospect, the session reinforced an internal criticism of my hobby behavior. I have never had the ability to disengage from a session when it is clear that things are not proceeding in a desirable manner. I sometimes feel that I am a chump in such matters.

Pollenbroker 24 Reviews 1768 reads
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5 / 38
Re: After Session Message

Thanks for a very candid story.  Don't beat up on yourself for not leaving a session.  You're being a gentleman.

Bottom line from my pov:  she was trolling from the start, even though it was a really nice thing to say.  This makes the whole experience bittersweet and full of irony.  

Professions of intimacy frequently create tension with respect to money.  Another thing the Love Goddess said:  "As long as money is involved, the emotions aren't real."

turboted 2 Reviews 1940 reads
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6 / 38
First Ten Rule

I appreciate your comments on my experience. Although I might feel like a chump during some sessions, I would have been a real chump if I had invested in her business idea or had offered some nominal form of assistance.

Of note, I happened across a provider this week maintaining that she honors a "First Ten" rule. Her "First Ten" rule:  "(If you) don't like what you see in the first 10 minutes of our meet, keep 75% of your donation and walk away with clean hands."

If donation matters (i.e., retrieving portions of the contents within the envelope) were this straightforward in the hobby, the burden on providers to offer a better experience to hobbyists would increase.

jchan113 4 Reviews 2276 reads
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7 / 38
"Can you...

...Finish quickly. Hurry up and cum!

rustyagain 2143 reads
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8 / 38
Don't worry...

"Don't worry, we wouldn't bury you in the desert."  Kara Hott, April 2013

jager308 96 Reviews 2065 reads
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9 / 38
You should put an ad on BP!

Women would pay a good amount for that service!!

ontheslyside 2049 reads
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10 / 38
You have...

to leave! He's here and he's pissed! I'll give you a discount next time

knotsaway 38 Reviews 1662 reads
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11 / 38
Two sides

On the negative side, probably the most memorable thing a provider ever said to me was:

"Don't touch my hair!!"

This was from a lady who had long, all-over hair such that it was impossible NOT to touch it when trying to touch, uh, other parts of her.  And I barely grazed it.  I apologized profusely, but as you might expect, the rest of the session was just as memorable... and not in a good way.

On the positive side, I have lots of great memories, things some wonderful ladies have said to me that boosted the ol' ego and made my day/week/month.  But two (a tie) of the most memorable things said to me in the recent past were:

"Mmmmm, good morning!  Ohh... what do we have down here?"

and

"I'm REALLY horny... do you have to be somewhere after this?"

jgoodman222 14 Reviews 2100 reads
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12 / 38
After a particularly intense

BJ, I said "take me now Lord, I'm done."

Her instant replay "I'm not finished with you yet."

Pollenbroker 24 Reviews 1901 reads
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13 / 38
Re: First Ten Rule - Very interesting!

Never heard of that before.  Works for both parties unless the client pops in the first ten...but then, what's he going to do, say, "there it is.  Oh, I don't like it..."

plugedin 1796 reads
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14 / 38
"You should really teach a class on how to do that."

And another one..

" OMFG!! Can you show me how you do that?"  

I wonder, maybe I should teach a class... Naw, then my secret would be out...  

(Only the ladies that ask, do I show them what to do.. lol) So, ladies, ask away!!

nobodysfool2007 1 Reviews 2171 reads
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15 / 38
Re: the most memorable thing was not what she said, it is what she did

Well after an hour of great mutual sex,(she was  a very well known and reviewed provider here in the twin cities )curled up next to me, whispered in my ear that she was fulfilled, and then went to sleep.
We awoke the next morning, with the birds singing, and we went at it again, then she headed out the door, and on with her life.
She sent me an email later that day thanking for the wonderful time!
And we had many more wonderful times too!

knotsaway 38 Reviews 1696 reads
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16 / 38
"As long as money is involved, the emotions aren't real."

Well said, and good for us guys to keep in mind when getting these memorable compliments etc. from providers.  I always take them with a grain of salt, unless I am sure the lady is being honest--which is rare in this business, but does happen sometimes.  

Recently I happened to meet a provider, just for a few minutes, not in a session, who is undoubtedly one of the most beautiful and sensual creatures God has ever placed on the earth--at least a 12 on the TER 0-10 scale.  Afterwards she told me I was "so good looking".  Now, that is like Adrian Peterson telling you, "You're a good football player."  (OK... it's better than that.)  There was nothing in it for this provider to say that, so I figure she did it out of the kindness of her heart.  Certainly made my month, if not the whole year.  :-D

I hope providers will keep in mind that us men are fragile creatures (most of us, anyway), and we probably aren't getting lots of compliments at home, or elsewhere--otherwise, why are we seeing providers?  So a little goes a long way.  And it's nice if the compliments are genuine.  Or if not, don't overdo it.  Then for sure we know it's not real, but all about the money.

beddy1 38 Reviews 1763 reads
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17 / 38
During an outcall session in which we got to the

naked part before too many pleasantries had been exchanged, I arose from a spirited DATY session and found myself wanting to thank her for making her way to my place on a nasty weather day.  So I said to her, "Thanks for coming."  She laughed and then said with the devilish smile of a women fresh off of multiply Os:  "Thank you for my cumming.

eager4beaver 36 Reviews 2112 reads
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18 / 38
After an extended DATY session ...

... the UTR provider (now retired) got dizzy when trying to walk to the bathroom. Her comment was, "I should send my married lady friends to you."

hickorynut 6 Reviews 1836 reads
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19 / 38
Re: After an exausting round of sex

Man you are a great Fuck

drdimsum 1951 reads
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20 / 38
after a great UTR massage session

She said, " I won"

Posted By: Pollenbroker
My answer:  
   
 "I'll pay money to the woman who taught you how to do that!"

Derpdydoo 78 Reviews 1909 reads
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21 / 38
Extra time at a Massage Parlor

Asking a therapist at an AMP (Who regularly gets NO for reviews on extras) for a BJ she shakes her head no and says.  "Chinese women don't do that because they don't like it".  Then immediately gives me one of the best, eye roll in the back of their sockets BBBJNQNS's I've ever had in my life.  

Then rolls over and asks if I'm ready to fuck her

happtrav 100 Reviews 1816 reads
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22 / 38
Here are my favorites.

"That is a good dick"

After a wonderful, hot and heavy session: "I want to have your baby"

"Boy, you have a cute butt."

"You dress well, are in great shape: I bet you attract lots of attention"

dadvocate 1851 reads
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23 / 38
Re: First Ten Rule - Very interesting!

Sounds like a very good strategy for someone trying to build a clientele without reviews. It shows confidence in her ability to make a first impression, and transfers some risk off the client that they have in seeing someone untested. It doesn't mitigate all the risks, or course, but it's a smart strategy.

sayhello_tomylittlefriend 1963 reads
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24 / 38
memorable.

Is it in yet?

MsChayse 1625 reads
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25 / 38
Over do it?

That's the second time I've seen such commentary & it leaves me curious. I have several clients that (IMO) are jaw droppingly hawt, &/or amazingly skilled at what they do for me intimately & rest assured I make it known LOUD-N-CLEAR! Lol!

The first time I read comments regarding "overdoing the compliments" the feedback was "I won't return" because they ASSUMED the lady was being dishonest because they themselves don't consider themselves something to rave about. I chuckled & scratched my head. After all, who is anyone to define or dictate what another finds "hawt?"

Any hoo.... I personally am completely honest & make a point to find something amazing & attractive about everyone I (agree) to see. Compatibility is also included in my screening process to assure myself as well as you that we are going to have a pleasant to amazing time. My compliment may include anything from a simple invitation to call upon me again to non stop raving throughout the session. It all depends on how we click.

Pollenbroker 24 Reviews 1659 reads
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26 / 38
ROFLMAO!! eom


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knotsaway 38 Reviews 1396 reads
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27 / 38
Re: Over do it?

Everyone is different.  All I can say is, if a provider "raves throughout the session" about how sexy I am, how hot I am, how great I am at pleasing her, etc., and I read about that kind of behavior in nearly every review on that provider... I begin to doubt her honesty.

I never said I wouldn't return to a provider who lavished compliments on me non-stop.  That's not hard to take, even if I think she's not sincere.  I figure it's just part of her approach to the business, and if everything else is good, I have no problem returning.  And I've done that, with one lady in particular who seemed to like complimenting her clients non-stop.  And she was exceptional at that!  When I decided to stop seeing her, it wasn't because she complimented me too much.  ;-)

I know there are providers who are sincere in their compliments to clients because I've met some of those providers.  I'm glad to see you have that approach towards your clients and find something attractive about all of them.  That's a great attitude to have in general about people.

MsChayse 1713 reads
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28 / 38
Re: Over do it?

That makes sense. Thanks for the clarification. BTW, I wasn't making reference to you personally, nor was I criticizing. As you said, "to each their own." Your post just aroused my curiosity once again regarding a previous thread that left me going "HUH?!" Lol!

rascal5 1977 reads
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29 / 38
memorable quotes

"Your c@$k is perfect".

From a provider I hadn't seen for a while, "I forgot how good your oral skills are".

Both made my day

belindabell See my TER Reviews 1723 reads
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30 / 38
oh no...poor guy!

But, that is rather humorous!

cheyen 74 Reviews 1572 reads
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31 / 38
most memorable

the first is memorable and unique; I had posted responsive messages here and out of no where a top provider sent me a PM message that read simply "I like you"  I had never met or even contacted her.  I have sense met her and we liked each other a lot

Most moving memory; just before I left she was resting on the massage table face down, I was massaging her back and she whispered under breath "who are you" and moments later "where did you come from"  it was not a complement or a come on, it was from her heart.  That will stay with me for ever.

Even though it is business for her and fun for me the affection is real.  

BTW: great OP, this was fun to read...

vallen 12 Reviews 1886 reads
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32 / 38
"Thank you for being so polite and respectful."


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minn4evr 42 Reviews 1630 reads
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33 / 38
Memorable

"That was great! You shoved your fingers in my ass at just the right moment."

You know who you are, doll.

vorlon 119 Reviews 1759 reads
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34 / 38
"We fit well together" (e)


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tinknal 1799 reads
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35 / 38
After an extended visit to the Y;

BINGO!

fasten123man 1638 reads
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36 / 38
........I hope to relive that again. eom


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brilove See my TER Reviews 1574 reads
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37 / 38
The worst thing I have said to a client ....

"First come first serve"

This was during a call to set up an appt for incall (which I am new to) and I was trying to explain that appt made in advance are best but the day of is like first come first serve. I will never say that again!!!

johnsmith15m 25 Reviews 1927 reads
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38 / 38
The best one....

I wanna take you home with me.

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