Never, since I have had a presence here on TER have I ever seen someone keep members so engaged. It's bordering on obsession! Your fans, & foes can't seem to get you off their minds. Let me shake your paw luv!

Considering the fact I HATE typing, would you do me the honor of writing my ads for me? Name your price my sweet furry friend.

Your humble fan
Leann

Dearest Leann or Current Resident,

Morris is currently in Montanna opening an elite Troals School, for His legions of disciples, but He would be honoured to write your ads. Look for him on Leno tonight and out on the campaighn trail soon with his new line of Troal TER Skin Care Products.

brings to mind a totally different image that what may've been intended for your skin care product line ..... You may want to reconsider!

Rumors such as Morris biting someones finger -- much less a finger of ol' Sticks (see below thread) -- are baseless and below the dignity of this reveared board. Morris might be a bitch and a troal, but she don't bite -- she's far too classy for that. She'll explain when she gets back from Montanna.

I am NOT Morris!  this is hilarious!!  HE is setting me up!!   Its a HE, I know it!
He used to SNORE during my posts about the stalker!  I thought he was a jerk back then....but now, I think I may also be a fan. Leann, let's start a fanclub! haha!

I'm with ya Hill!

Morris and AdSumSparkle CANNOT post on the same thread....right???????

The awesome HH is living the good life at Mount Holiday, but Morris -- who is like totally dedicated to pubic service --  is trying to save the world by opening a Troals School out in Billingus. Do not attack the awsome HH just because she is awsome.

HH is awsome, but Morris transends "he" and"she" and any other category that earthlings insist on using for him/her and his/her disciples -- Morris is an ideal, a vision of perfection, a roll model for the world's children, a roll model for us all.

IF I WERE adsumsparkle's ALIAS,   I cud not post on same thread? right?
This proves that it's NOT me. Unless.....Apollo and Hilary are in cahoots........

I think Morris and Hilary are together in Montana.

You're correct in your assumption Hillary. Now for the issue of you & Apollo being in cahoots. If that's the case, you'd better share with me!

In my dreams......Montana is so euphoric!   I wish Morris were here, even tho he was very mean when I was being harrassed by some jealous provider. Thank GOD she stopped ..... who was it? Im still at a loss.
Whatever. Nobody cares. Im just a hookah....JK!  Hookers rule!

I'll have to get back to you on that. Father Jonathan Morris says that God wants to direct a documentary about my Montanna School for Aspiring Troals, but I think a Leanne-Holiday production -- expecially if your hire Ol' Sticks as a Special Fuck Consultant -- would do a classier, more artistic job.

The proof is that Apolo is a god, and so is Ms. Hilery of Mount Holiday. Gods can do what ever they wants to do, even in documentaries. It is settled.

I actually laughed out loud.

We can call ourselves Heartfelt Holiday Productions!

...I accidentally did that once on a thread a while back before I know that rule.  So it is *possible* if it's accidentally done an innocuous manner.  Not very likely in this case though...not with all the back and forth.