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lockstock 229 Reviews 2480 reads
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"She rode me like..."

"She rode me like a stolen bicycle."
credit RockyShoals

I'm nominating Rocky to be a founding member of  
the Society for the Promotion of Linguistic Amelioration in Shitty Half-assed Reviews.

The society's first job is to come up with synoymns for "pound."

(This post might be slightly under the influence)

Drumsticks 90 Reviews 180 reads
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Never looking back, she dug her heels into my thighs...

...spurring me on as my piston reciprocated her thrusts, her long, waving blonde hair trailing her like a flag in the wind...  :D

lockstock 229 Reviews 126 reads
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She reminds me of someone

Who the hell is it?  Is it the face, or the way she rides?

(I knew a young man, a long time ago, whose fetish was to sniff bicycle seats.)

TwinCitiesGuy 19 Reviews 155 reads
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Re: Never looking back, she dug her heels into my thighs...

Set her up on a date with...

Anjasembrace See my TER Reviews 115 reads
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Re: Never looking back, she dug her heels into my thighs...

Don't tell Dotty!

sweetromantic 157 Reviews 98 reads
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Giving a girl a 10 and saying she is the hottest girl you have ever seen in your life (as that is what once in a lifetime means) and being with a girl you will probably never see again as the greatest experience of your life  while you have a girlfriend, she is with you during this, and she is reading this.

  That is why reviews are so entertaining.

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