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"She rode me like..."
lockstock 229 Reviews 2477 reads
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"She rode me like a stolen bicycle."
credit RockyShoals

I'm nominating Rocky to be a founding member of  
the Society for the Promotion of Linguistic Amelioration in Shitty Half-assed Reviews.

The society's first job is to come up with synoymns for "pound."

(This post might be slightly under the influence)

Drumsticks180 reads

...spurring me on as my piston reciprocated her thrusts, her long, waving blonde hair trailing her like a flag in the wind...  :D

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TwinCitiesGuy155 reads

Set her up on a date with...

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Anjasembrace115 reads

Don't tell Dotty!

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lockstock126 reads

Who the hell is it?  Is it the face, or the way she rides?

(I knew a young man, a long time ago, whose fetish was to sniff bicycle seats.)

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sweetromantic97 reads

Giving a girl a 10 and saying she is the hottest girl you have ever seen in your life (as that is what once in a lifetime means) and being with a girl you will probably never see again as the greatest experience of your life  while you have a girlfriend, she is with you during this, and she is reading this.

  That is why reviews are so entertaining.

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