Know that the subject being discussed below is a hot topic and it seems to have everyones undies un a bunch, but we need to lighten the up the day!! I want you to know that I'm not downplaying the topicin any way.  
What to talk about. .....?? Hmmmmm
How about sharing what you're most greatful for... I get to go here my kids playing a concert tonight  
Or how about sharing the worst pickup line you've ever used or heard....I've got one of those..ok...how do you like eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized? Gross huh?
I'm just trying to change the mood of the board...
LETS BE HAPPY! We're hearto have a good time anyways, right?

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I didn't see your post before I posted about my dream because it wasn't on the board yet but I feel ya. We do have issues to talk about and discuss at times ... we all need to bitch a times but overall I like to keep positive.  

You did wonderful, thanks! And thank you for sharing your dream.

But the damn thing actually worked. "I like that dress you have on. I bet it would look better on the floor of my bedroom." She said how about her floor.  
I woke up in the morning looking around her bedroom for something with her name on it so I would know what to call her when she came back from the bathroom. Amazingly she collected name tags, so it was easy to find. Crappy thing was, I pronounced it wrong anyways.... LO

What screws like a rabbit and winks? No verbal reply necessary, just wink at your intended suitor.

Girl, are you one of those shallow graves they keep finding outside town because I can't stop digging you.
or
Girl, are you my 401(k) because, by law, I am not allowed to touch you without penalty.