Saw this on a Detroit lady's Web page:

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase arousal, in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Old guy working out at the gym with his personal trainer when a lovely young lady walks by and smiles at him.....he of course smiles back and then asks his trainer "which machine do you think I should use next that might really impress her ?"  Trainers responds "the ATM machine"

Everyone have a wonderful day !!