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bjthegent 56 Reviews 3389 reads
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1 / 34

When a provider's vajayjay smells so bad that you lose your hardon, what would you do?
Stay quiet and breath out of your mouth? (I did this)
Stop and ask or something??
Ask for a refund
Looking for advice..

OldTimerB 45 Reviews 1162 reads
posted
2 / 34

Is to write an honest review so no one else goes there.

At least not until she gets her act together and cleans up.

I for one won't be seeing "stinky pussy" lady.
Posted By: bjthegent
When a provider's vajayjay smells so bad that you lose your hardon, what would you do?  
 Stay quiet and breath out of your mouth? (I did this)  
 Stop and ask or something??  
 Ask for a refund  
 Looking for advice...  
 

TalonTed 92 Reviews 702 reads
posted
3 / 34

Man up punk, and tell her.  You paid good money??? Do not not tell her and come here and tell us to hold our breath.  Fools and their $$$ will soon depart.

Posted By: bjthegent
When a provider's vajayjay smells so bad that you lose your hardon, what would you do?  
 Stay quiet and breath out of your mouth? (I did this)  
 Stop and ask or something??  
 Ask for a refund  
 Looking for advice...  
 

Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 755 reads
posted
4 / 34

I'm sorry personal hygiene should be "On Point" if anyone's going to be in this line of business or participate in the hobby!!! It's goes for both provider/clients...  

The best advice is do what you feel is right for you ... Insulting the provider or blasting her isn't going to do anyone any good. Asking for a refund is ridiculous cause she's probably not going to give back & put you on a blacklist..  
Maybe next time ask to shower together or mention you would like to use wipes before you "go Down" there..    

This is a hard one....  Just my .02!!! Lol

loveyourtouch 549 reads
posted
5 / 34

Why the hell not write a review to let others know what kind of service she provides?  Isn't that the whole idea of reviews?  Isn't the idea to share one's experience so others can determine whether or not to see her?  (Sure would be nice if guys wrote honest and objective reviews.)  

If we take your advice...  a guys plops down a few hundred bucks and HE is supposed to adjust what HE is to get because SHE has a personal problem?  Seriously... it smells.  How does a woman not notice the smell? And if she is on medication, she is aware of the situation.  Shouldn't she take a day or so off given the nature of the business?  After all, DATY is not that uncommon, is it?  I assume FIV is pretty common.  Why does the guy have to get short changed when the issue is hers?  How does faking an emergency accomplish anything?  Do so with or without paying?  Does the guy get blacklisted and blasted then?

While I appreciate your comment about guys coming in their "stink pants," you could invite them into the shower with you.  But in the end, they are paying you.  In this post, the guy is paying the woman.

And I find your comment elitist that if, "...she's just a random from BP...why not write a review of the stink?" Why should it matter if the girl is from BP?  Is there a separate set of rules for BP girls? You also wrote that she might not realize it because she's well-reviewed provider.  Really?  What an elitist.  Bad service is bad service regardless who delivers it....  right???  Or is there a special club for certain FS girls?  Are you telling me girls on BP don't know whether or not they have a yeast infection or something else going on down there?  If so, I'd say that is a crock of shit.

I will take OTB's advice over yours any day.  Write the fricking review.  And BE HONEST!!!!  Otherwise what's the point of reviews?  Just give every girl and 8 or 9 because you got some pussy and blew a nut.

loveyourtouch 523 reads
posted
6 / 34

I agree that hygiene is crucial for BOTH parties in the biz.  No doubt.  I also agree that asking for a refund isn't going to fly for the reasons you gave.  A shower is a partial solution, but if there is stink, there is a problem.  Not sure about anyone else, but if I know something funky's going on down there, I'm not going down and probably won't FIV just because whatever is there is still there after the shower.  It didn't go away.  To me, this is akin to a massage provider trying to do a FBSM while Aunt Flo is in town.  It just doesn't work.  Depending on the client/provider relationship, he might have been able to ask her about it, but if it's a first-time meeting, it would be awkward at best.  I think the onus is on her in this case.  But still.....  write the review!!!

OldTimerB 45 Reviews 529 reads
posted
7 / 34

I'm not commenting on "stinky guys" as that's your issue as a provider. You get paid, you offer them a shower, they take you up on it or not, etc. In my case, I always go with showers.  

Moving on, I can't believe that you say for the OP to write a review for a "random" from BP but not for a well-reviewed provider. That is such total BS.

Would your advice be the same if I told you this 'fishy' provider is well-reviewed and in the MN Top 50?

Korinne, you are a hypocrite. End of story. OTB out.
Posted By: korinne.k
I definitely understand how awful this situtation is, as I often see men who think sitting in their stink-pants all day at the office and then refusing my offer of a shower when they arrive is going to be so fucking hot for me.  -insert barf emoji here-  
   
 I think the best advice here is to just stop what you're doing, find something else to do (BJ, mish, you can be creative) or fake an emergency and go. Chances are the woman in question is dealing with a yeast infection and doesn't realize it or does and the medication hasn't kicked in yet if she's a more well-reviewed provider.  If she's just a random from BP and everything else seems "fishy", then hey, why not write a review of the stink?  Otherwise, man up and be fair.  OTB doesn't always have the greatest advice, although I bet he thinks he does.

bjthegent 56 Reviews 486 reads
posted
8 / 34

Thanks for the advice. The smell got worse after she orgasmed. She is in the top 30 list on TER in Minnesota. She is also on p411 and not on BP. It was a outcall to me. I'm polite and would never embarrass someone to their face. Instead I went to bathroom, took off the cover, came out and switched to a bj. Sadly the excitement was lost as I couldn't get the smell out of my head and I couldn't "finish". I'm not mad or upset or angry. I'm just disappointed that the experience, the moment, was lost to this. Maybe she has a yeast infection that she is unaware of. Maybe she's close to her period. I don't think it was intentional but it did bum me out.

Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 523 reads
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9 / 34

Get to cum?  Ugh hope you did.....   Do what you feel is right for you but do it in a classy way!!! Which u have by asking for advise.. You probably got ton of PMs asking whom.  I kinda feel sorry for the girl... Cause maybe she doesn't realize there's a stench down there... Ugh...  

Idk about stinky vajayjays, I'm super OCD about my vag... But It could of been what others have suggested-yeast infection,pms, or maybe her diet... But that area should be always cleanse down there...  

To all providers: My obgyn stated that if you use a spermicide once a week it kills all the bacterial crap that's inside. (The one that looks like a bullet you insert)...... Or home remedy: douche with sea salt/espon salt or sit in it saly water before the sessions.. It's works for me ....  I've really never had a yeast infection cause if the method!!

TalonTed 92 Reviews 526 reads
posted
10 / 34

What a bunch of BS below.  Don't you just love it when "well reviewd" ho bash BP ho.  Review her and let us know she's got the stinking pussy.

Posted By: korinne.k
I definitely understand how awful this situtation is, as I often see men who think sitting in their stink-pants all day at the office and then refusing my offer of a shower when they arrive is going to be so fucking hot for me.  -insert barf emoji here-  
   
 I think the best advice here is to just stop what you're doing, find something else to do (BJ, mish, you can be creative) or fake an emergency and go. Chances are the woman in question is dealing with a yeast infection and doesn't realize it or does and the medication hasn't kicked in yet if she's a more well-reviewed provider.  If she's just a random from BP and everything else seems "fishy", then hey, why not write a review of the stink?  Otherwise, man up and be fair.  OTB doesn't always have the greatest advice, although I bet he thinks he does.

TalonTed 92 Reviews 737 reads
posted
11 / 34

Like +infinity.

Posted By: OldTimerB
I'm not commenting on "stinky guys" as that's your issue as a provider. You get paid, you offer them a shower, they take you up on it or not, etc. In my case, I always go with showers.  
   
 Moving on, I can't believe that you say for the OP to write a review for a "random" from BP but not for a well-reviewed provider. That is such total BS.  
   
 Would your advice be the same if I told you this 'fishy' provider is well-reviewed and in the MN Top 50?  
   
 Korinne, you are a hypocrite. End of story. OTB out.  
   
Posted By: korinne.k
I definitely understand how awful this situtation is, as I often see men who think sitting in their stink-pants all day at the office and then refusing my offer of a shower when they arrive is going to be so fucking hot for me.  -insert barf emoji here-  
     
  I think the best advice here is to just stop what you're doing, find something else to do (BJ, mish, you can be creative) or fake an emergency and go. Chances are the woman in question is dealing with a yeast infection and doesn't realize it or does and the medication hasn't kicked in yet if she's a more well-reviewed provider.  If she's just a random from BP and everything else seems "fishy", then hey, why not write a review of the stink?  Otherwise, man up and be fair.  OTB doesn't always have the greatest advice, although I bet he thinks he does.

TalonTed 92 Reviews 485 reads
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12 / 34

WTF is asking for your $ back ridiculous? You ho think it's alright not to refund us for bad service, but it's ok to kick us out 15-30 minutes left on the clock.

Posted By: Gemma Coreana
I'm sorry personal hygiene should be "On Point" if anyone's going to be in this line of business or participate in the hobby!!! It's goes for both provider/clients...  
   
 The best advice is do what you feel is right for you ... Insulting the provider or blasting her isn't going to do anyone any good. Asking for a refund is ridiculous cause she's probably not going to give back & put you on a blacklist..  
 Maybe next time ask to shower together or mention you would like to use wipes before you "go Down" there..    
   
 This is a hard one....  Just my .02!!! Lol

vorlon 119 Reviews 530 reads
posted
13 / 34

She should have made sure before she saw him that her hygiene was good.  Maybe this isn't normal behavior for her but at the same time, some providers who are very successful get sloppy and stop doing the things that made them successful.  Reviews are supposed to inform hobbyists of both the good and bad about their experiences with providers, whether or not they are simply one off of the website that must not be named or a well reviewed provider with her own website, P411 ad, etc.

-- Modified on 11/8/2016 10:49:46 PM

loveyourtouch 621 reads
posted
14 / 34

special club you are a part of? Being a hooker? I do think you are an elitist.  Since you look down your nose at other women because they are BP women.  At its very core... forget you're a hooker...  forget the BP girls are hookers.... don't women in general, regardless of profession, know when something's going on down there?  And re: your special club: do you think that really matters in the big picture? Do you think anyone gives a shit that you think you're an elite hooker?  What are you going to do when you're 45 or 50?      

What you are trying to say [sic] above is backwards.  You want a guy to overlook stinky pussy if everything else is good.  Well, sorry, but pussy is the reason guys are there.  They are not there because you advertise a clean house.  They are there because they want some stray pussy.  That's it.  And if that pussy stinks, a review should be written.  And if a guy's balls aren't clean, maybe you could seductively wash them with a warm wash cloth... or is that a stretch for you? Perhaps you could just lick them.  You do, after all, let guys unload in your mouth, don't you?

I do agree about clean bodies on both sides.  I always shower right before I get in the car prior to a session, so my stink pants have only been on for about 30 minutes.  And I try like hell to not fart while I'm on my way.

loveyourtouch 581 reads
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15 / 34

I cannot post the link here because of TER rules, but I see your ad on that dreaded BP site.....  so you are in the company of those you look down upon.  You're just a random BP girl.....

Guess OTB is right:  you ARE a hypocrite!

loveyourtouch 541 reads
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16 / 34

sorry about your harrowing ordeal...  surprised you stuck it out.  Must have a nose and stomach of steel.

loveyourtouch 434 reads
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17 / 34
TrulyMsMocha See my TER Reviews 613 reads
posted
18 / 34

...if it didn't go away after she cleaned herself up then you should've asked for a refund

OldTimerB 45 Reviews 449 reads
posted
20 / 34

I just said to write an honest review.

Just so you know Korinne, the provider in question is rated higher than you.
Posted By: korinne.k
yes I think I'm in a special club.  Good lord.   Also I don't get good reviews for nothing, so call me elitist or whatever.  I don't care :)  
   
 What I'm trying to say is that IF there is a fucking issue with the pussy but EVERYTHING ELSE IS GOOD, why shame her? But, if the place is a disaster, there's a pimp waiting in the bathroom, or whatever the fuck else goes on in these horror stories you guys tell me about- then YEAH> WRITE A REVIEW ABOUT THE STINKY PUSSY.  But if I see any single review of a someone's stinky pussy then that guy better come in with pristine balls.    
   
   
 Also--- If you're coming for an hour after I just spent an hour putting my makeup on and fixing my hair, please don't expect me to get in the shower with you.  That's silly.   Just come with clean body parts.  That's all. Goes for providers and hobbyists.    
   
 

OldTimerB 45 Reviews 520 reads
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21 / 34

When writing reviews cuz they're afraid of the almighty pussy or afraid of being blacklisted for simply telling the truth of their sessions.

Don't know why you keep bringing up "shaming" the provider. Nobody is mentioning shaming except you. We are talking about honest reviews, not hiding or omitting negative stuff.
Posted By: korinne.k
Shaming someone for something they might not be aware of is rude. What I'm trying to say is that if the woman in question has done EVERYTHING ELSE right, why would you go public about it without saying something to her first?  I don't care what you guys think of me but this is my opinion. I'm not an elitist hypocrite so quit the name-calling and go get laid.

loveyourtouch 441 reads
posted
22 / 34

A lead balloon or a stinky far during a blow job. I'm sure women give refunds all the time. Am i right? How many  times  have  you  cheerfully  given a refund?   I think that's easier  said   (written) than done.

loveyourtouch 465 reads
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23 / 34

STINKY  FINGERS. Feel bad for you, dude.  Expensive blow job?

loveyourtouch 589 reads
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24 / 34

Or do anything  at all  with you? Pretty narcissistic, isn't it?  And BTW, Canada has stricter immigration laws than the U.S., so why do you think you'll get in there? But good luck. No loss.  Misogyny and racism? This is the country that did elect a black (1/2 black) man president....twice.  Not sure about your misogyny comment, but did it occur to you that maybe a woman wasn't elected because of her own credibility issues. So spare us the drama but feel free to leave.

loveyourtouch 524 reads
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25 / 34

Small oversight to overlook the fact that it's not fresh.

TrulyMsMocha See my TER Reviews 582 reads
posted
26 / 34

...might not care about giving a refund.
I mean if he had to breathe through his mouth she DEFINITELY knew things were off "down there".
I've given a partial once (went smoothly) but it wasn't due to a smelly 'gina.

bjthegent 56 Reviews 479 reads
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27 / 34

No, I did not cum.  I showered and washed my hands twice but I still couldn't get the stink off.  I ended up pouring bourbon on my hands and that either covered it up or killed the smell.  I guess I could've stopped the whole process and said whoa your pussy stinks but I don't think that would've got me very far and I think the whole session would've ended up the same as it did.  Honestly I think she has no idea that this happened. She's probably reading  this thread and not realizing it's her.
 Or maybe I'm just too polite.

OldTimerB 45 Reviews 528 reads
posted
28 / 34

Attacked me for simply disagreeing with my opinion. Then all of this negative stuff would have been avoided. All i said was to write an honest review. I did not say to shame the provider nor did I say (but you might have assumed) for him to write all the "dirty" details.

Sorry you're feeling stress about the election but the better man definitely won there.

Maybe you should go get laid to relieve stress. I know I'm pretty stress-free these days.

Don't forget your life jacket up in Boundary Waters. Wouldn't want you to drown now eh.
Posted By: korinne.k
I think this election has me in a tizzy because I'm about ready to take my row boat through the boundary waters and up to the wilderness of canada and say goodbye forever to misogyny and racism. But I honestly don't think that you're the bad guy here at all.  It ruined your experience, and I totally get that.  I'm truly sorry that that happened.  What I was trying to get across before everyone jumped down my throat and called me an elitist hypocrite was that even when you THINK you have everything covered- there is a small chance that you don't and you're not aware. Bodies are fucking weird, okay?!   It was my bad to jump to a possible conclusion that there was a random provider that doesn't know any better or does not care and just wants the money (I think everyone here can relate to that or sympathize with that).  I think you were right to come to the board before taking action and writing a negative review, and it's totally up to you to do what you think is right.  I won't judge you, but I wanted to make sure that a female's/provider's perspective was at least included.  If anyone else wants to jump down my throat, be my guest.  Actually, anyone but OTB and LYT can jump down my throat whenever you want as long as it's hard and ready for me.  
   
 

loveyourtouch 478 reads
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29 / 34

Just a FBSM guy, I do LOVE DATY and FIV.  There have been a number of times when I've encountered that funky smell, and one time, just like you experienced, I could not get the stink off my fingers. I used wash cloths soaked in rubbing alcohol and hydrogen peroxide (alternately). I think I literally  rubbed off a layer or two of skin to get rid of the stink. And I had to scrape under my finger nails to the point of pain.  Can't imagine what my mouth, tongue, and throat would have been like if I DATY or licked my fingers......   so what is that smell?

vantheman666 11 Reviews 704 reads
posted
30 / 34

Just stick a finger in your pussy and smell the finger.  You'll know right away if you have a problem down there.

loveyourtouch 504 reads
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31 / 34
souls_harbor 583 reads
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32 / 34

Sometimes the smell is not hygiene related.  It's body chemistry.   Although the smell might be related to microorganisms, in some cases they are not easy to eliminate and flourish in the moist conditions.

LilyTER See my TER Reviews 604 reads
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33 / 34

I have  remedies  sit in salt water for 15 minutes to 20 minutes every day  hot water for one weeks stick your finger up there and it feel good everything will shrink up and tight  the whole uterus and kitty cat  nice and clean or sauna spread your legs out and  let the heat do all the works everything will shrink up inside your uterus that's how we can take care of the uterus and kitty cat. I hope this will solved the situations

OldTimerB 45 Reviews 543 reads
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34 / 34

Great advice!😄

Posted By: LilyTER
I have  remedies  sit in salt water for 15 minutes to 20 minutes every day  hot water for one weeks stick your finger up there and it feel good everything will shrink up and tight  the whole uterus and kitty cat  nice and clean or sauna spread your legs out and  let the heat do all the works everything will shrink up inside your uterus that's how we can take care of the uterus and kitty cat. I hope this will solved the situations

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