If this is an actual review you're quoting from, and I've got no reason to think otherwise, in my
opinion it is way over the top.  You could get most of the same things across without being so mean
spirited.  It's certainly not funny to me.

Yeah it real, I felt like linking it to the girls name would be insult to injury. I'm just new to the scene and in general surprised at how seemingly respectful everyone is, as it's my nature as well. So with things like these when I read them I wonder what the reviewer is trying to do. Heck I don't even like the descriptor "droopy" for breast adjective, below average sounds better. (It's funny though on the net (not just here) I worry about coming of as too compassionate. It gives certain peoples an excuse to attack.)

I think the reviews that are honest is why we are here and a site like this exists. I do think some need to learn to be more tactful and still get the message and opinion communicated effectively. To me think how you would like someone to communicate your negative aspects? How would we like it if the providers reviewed us posted something classless like this:

"The clients big belly hung over his junk I had to push it up just find it. The guy already stunk like a gym locker and let's not even go into his matted up backhair and his package that looked like the size of two green pees and a mini egg roll!".

Be honest be do it with class. No reason for us to be crass hillbillies.

I think a review as such is more hurtful to the guy than the lady.

Most guys will see the lady they choose dispite the reviews...look at all the clients willing to pay ripoff reviewed ladies.  

Honest gentlemen hobbiests will discount the review or see a lady in spite of it or based on a overall average of the reviews.  The guy on the otherhand will be shunned by respectful ladies alike as they band together often to protect each other in large part.

Yeah, It's way over the top and could've been handled with a little more class. Then again such reviews are a double edge sword and usually cuts both ways.

It's a skill some people lack and/or have no interest in acquiring.