I understand the whole thing about when nature calls, but...  Should there be at least a partial refund if a provider is letting them rip during a session? I understand that one might be an accident and unavoidable, but what about lots of them?

You pay your money and take your chances.  If it wasn't arranged before the door closed on your ass leaving there will be little chance of a refund.

No Dutch oven, but she really was letting 'em rip. It's sort of a mood killer when the eyes are burning and you're short of breath. A couple of them were monsters.

If mother nature erupts (on your end) while I'm giving you a bj, ect..., do I get a tip?

Absolutely. No question about it. $20 per toot at least.

Lol! I was just kidding hon. I wouldn't & "haven't" expect a tip for that "biotch" messing with my pleasure. She is called "mother" for a reason. Lol!

I would say in your defense the lady in question could have excused herself to the rest room once she realized "mother" was acting up & out of control, taken care of business, washed up & returned offering extended time to compensate for time wasted battling the old hag. That would be my first thought any hoo.

It's her asshole blowing you a kiss!

They are Rippers that totally burn your eyes. A couple of them were loud and greasy, the kind that a friend calks "scorching the Jockeys."

....and what do I find?   Asses and Farts.......sheesh   LMFAO

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Sorry but it's a reality sometimes. Just keeping it real.

I know! Ain't it great?! Whoot, whoot!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, Toot, toot..............

Ahh, I think she likes u, she feels comfortable with u!

What's next providers and hobbyists using the bathroom infront of each other!

Ladies, I support you in any endeavor you wish to pursue in this world but please leave the farting to us men. I don't doubt your ability, I just hold your sweet sweet ass in such high regard that I can't imagine something so foul emanating from it.

There's a fetish niche out there for everyone.  She assumed that was yours.

sorry that the odds were not in your favor, though.

Or was it?  Arrrrrgh!

reminds me of a line from the movie Kingpin:  "What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? Guess it's all that pumpin'. Pump and dump. You really jarred something loose, tiger."

OMG, I'm so ROFLMAO!  Ha ha ha... I love it!

This thread about farts has been a breath of fresh air. I'll be here 'til Thursday.

I might need that one some day

I like to think of it as being jet propelled.