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How does the saying go...
Morris1969 1392 reads
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Gas issues...

I understand the whole thing about when nature calls, but...  Should there be at least a partial refund if a provider is letting them rip during a session? I understand that one might be an accident and unavoidable, but what about lots of them?

Derpdydoo 78 Reviews 673 reads
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2 / 33
Tell her you could plug that up for her? (EOM)


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Biglittleguy 13 Reviews 802 reads
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3 / 33
How does the saying go...

You pay your money and take your chances.  If it wasn't arranged before the door closed on your ass leaving there will be little chance of a refund.

belindabell See my TER Reviews 756 reads
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4 / 33
her bottom was calling for you!! LOL eom


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Drumsticks 90 Reviews 610 reads
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5 / 33
Did she pull a Dutch oven on ya? ~eom~


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Morris1969 654 reads
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6 / 33
Re: Did she pull a Dutch oven on ya? ~eom~

No Dutch oven, but she really was letting 'em rip. It's sort of a mood killer when the eyes are burning and you're short of breath. A couple of them were monsters.

MsChayse 798 reads
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7 / 33
In reverse

If mother nature erupts (on your end) while I'm giving you a bj, ect..., do I get a tip?

mnjohnny247 19 Reviews 838 reads
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8 / 33
That's four words DS ~eom~


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Morris1969 715 reads
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9 / 33
Re: In reverse

Absolutely. No question about it. $20 per toot at least.

MsChayse 668 reads
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10 / 33
Re: In reverse

Lol! I was just kidding hon. I wouldn't & "haven't" expect a tip for that "biotch" messing with my pleasure. She is called "mother" for a reason. Lol!

I would say in your defense the lady in question could have excused herself to the rest room once she realized "mother" was acting up & out of control, taken care of business, washed up & returned offering extended time to compensate for time wasted battling the old hag. That would be my first thought any hoo.

4-13-49 8 Reviews 700 reads
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11 / 33
it's not a fart

It's her asshole blowing you a kiss!

Morris1969 617 reads
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12 / 33
It's a mood killer when...

They are Rippers that totally burn your eyes. A couple of them were loud and greasy, the kind that a friend calks "scorching the Jockeys."

Drumsticks 90 Reviews 619 reads
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13 / 33
Advice in two words: Baby Jesus butt plug! ~eom~


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mnjohnny247 19 Reviews 884 reads
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14 / 33
I come on the board tonight looking for a scintillating discussion.....

....and what do I find?   Asses and Farts.......sheesh   LMFAO

-- Modified on 8/8/2012 10:04:35 PM

Morris1969 661 reads
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15 / 33
Scorching the Jockeys

Sorry but it's a reality sometimes. Just keeping it real.

MsChayse 535 reads
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16 / 33
Re: I come on the board tonight looking for a scintillating discussion.....

I know! Ain't it great?! Whoot, whoot!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, Toot, toot..............

Picknpoppy See my TER Reviews 826 reads
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17 / 33
In my opinion...

Ahh, I think she likes u, she feels comfortable with u!

Posted By: Morris1969
I understand the whole thing about when nature calls, but...  Should there be at least a partial refund if a provider is letting them rip during a session? I understand that one might be an accident and unavoidable, but what about lots of them?

DrTabulaRasa 3 Reviews 632 reads
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18 / 33
Really...

What's next providers and hobbyists using the bathroom infront of each other!

DrTabulaRasa 3 Reviews 695 reads
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19 / 33
There was that gas mask dildo eom!


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bull64 11 Reviews 651 reads
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20 / 33
Farting, its a mans game

Ladies, I support you in any endeavor you wish to pursue in this world but please leave the farting to us men. I don't doubt your ability, I just hold your sweet sweet ass in such high regard that I can't imagine something so foul emanating from it.

jgoodman222 14 Reviews 498 reads
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21 / 33
Next time bring a match EOM


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741512th 34 Reviews 461 reads
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22 / 33
It was a simple misunderstanding

There's a fetish niche out there for everyone.  She assumed that was yours.

vallen 12 Reviews 795 reads
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23 / 33
Farting during sex is relatively normal...

sorry that the odds were not in your favor, though.

oleoneeye 152 Reviews 659 reads
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24 / 33
Thank heavens it wasn't during 69 or DATO

Or was it?  Arrrrrgh!

DrTabulaRasa 3 Reviews 865 reads
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25 / 33
Do I smell jealousy here? eom


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othersubject 9 Reviews 715 reads
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26 / 33
gas issues

reminds me of a line from the movie Kingpin:  "What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? Guess it's all that pumpin'. Pump and dump. You really jarred something loose, tiger."

Related Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zIDgPVg9HM

TrulyMsMocha See my TER Reviews 496 reads
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27 / 33
Did you smell anything? Depending on where it came from it's a queef not an actual fart -e-


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mnjohnny247 19 Reviews 807 reads
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28 / 33
ROFLMFAO -eom-


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TrinityLake See my TER Reviews 1007 reads
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29 / 33
LMAO... Well played ;) (eom)


TrinityLake See my TER Reviews 638 reads
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30 / 33
Re: Fart Poem

OMG, I'm so ROFLMAO!  Ha ha ha... I love it!

Morris1969 747 reads
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31 / 33
By the looks of it...

This thread about farts has been a breath of fresh air. I'll be here 'til Thursday.

Geronimo651 29 Reviews 418 reads
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Old farts are good farts?

I might need that one some day :)

741512th 34 Reviews 885 reads
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From the male perspective

I like to think of it as being jet propelled.

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