Did anyone else see the MNE ad that said, "If I don't answer right away, it means I'm not working."
Funniest thing I've read on those ads for days.  
So here's your chance to say what it really means.  I'll start.

It means  
"I think my clients are dumbasses."
With an ad like that, she's increased the likelihood of this being true

I'm sure that goes over well.