.... Just kidding! Fooled ya, suckers. HA HA. You can't get rid of me that easy.

This week, to celebrate nothing else but my smooth, juicy kitty, please take $40 off an hour-or-longer date with me.  (Hey, if a slutty, horny girl doesn't merit celebration, what does?)

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I heart naughty boys,
Remy
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Even if it isn't the 1st, I know an April Fool's joke when I see one!

For the record, my 26-day tardiness for April Fools is in no way indicative of my punctuality when it comes to my dates.

maybe we'll have to call you the Bret Favre of the hobby!  I'm retired, umm, no I'll come back for 1 more year!  lol

With your performances, you'll go to the Super Bowl for sure!

DON'T DO THAT! Whew... That would be quite the loss for the hobby. Great pics Remy! You're lookin' hotter by the day!