Minnesota

I would have to second that vorlon....(eom)
exotic_mixedml 38 Reviews 2503 reads
posted
1 / 21

I just couldn't help myself. I had to post this; In my weekend pursuit of a provider to spend 3 hours with (just received a bonus from work :) I came across this hot young lady: http://www.eros-minn.com/files/mn-aurora18-aurora1.htm

I called her and she seemed very sweet and eager. We discussed possible times etc. Then the most hilarious moment..... Her ad indicated 250 for incall and 350 for outcall.

So you can probably understand my shock when I asked her, her donation for 3 hours.... 2500.00 LARGE. Pause... "Excuse Me?". "2500.00 for 3 hours she repeated". I'm sorry folks, I couldn't help myself, I bellowed a gigantic laugh. Silence, I said to her that her ad says 250 in 350 out. She then proceeded to tell me that 3 hours was different because she had so many requests etc.

I told her "Great, then you shouldn't have any trouble finding someone to pay that outrageous amount of money". I then asked her (coded of course) if she was GFE? To which she replied "no ksng, no daty, no bbbj". Wow? for me, not that I might not pay that kind of money, however: a) She better be drop dead gorgeous e.g. model material b) an incredibly engaging conversationalist, and c) provide the ultimate gfe/pse experience. None of which she did.

After a few awkward moments of silence she paused and then asked "What do you think it should be?" I reiterated what her ad said, and she replied "what do you have to work with?" I said "How about 1100?" She kind of laughed and said 1700"... Goodbye. What do you guys think?

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jcinbp 25 Reviews 1218 reads
posted
3 / 21

I would have said " book me for 3 one hour incall sessions at $250 each. Can you do the math?" I'm betting she'd need a calculator

oleoneeye 152 Reviews 1060 reads
posted
4 / 21

Sounds like she plans to set a guy up for an upsell when booking just an hour.  It will be very difficult to pull that off on a 3 hr date at her regular rate up front.  YOu did us all a favor checking her out the way you did.

Biglittleguy 13 Reviews 1256 reads
posted
5 / 21

there are too many high quality ladies on this board or on this site to waste any time with a stupid person that can't even add.  Hell she is low service, too boot.  If shes is 350 hour and told me she wants 2500 for 3 hours, I would just laugh and hang up and call one of our hometown ladies.

Thanks for sharing your story.

BLG

otlkid48 12 Reviews 1629 reads
posted
6 / 21

Is she just starting out?  If so you may have freaked her out by asking for 3 hrs right off the bat. She seems to be trying to drive you away.   Can't explain it any other way,  unless she is a flake.

Biglittleguy 13 Reviews 1992 reads
posted
7 / 21

it would work with me!  I like intelligent, sensitive, seductive ladies, not scared little girls.

JMHO

2late 180 Reviews 570 reads
posted
8 / 21

I think she was trying to hit one out of the park. You never know when someone might fall for it. Thanks for the info.

hungry1951 29 Reviews 1445 reads
posted
9 / 21

She had a horrible math teacher.

Lauren35 See my TER Reviews 1070 reads
posted
10 / 21

USUALLY, the more time you spend with a girl, the better deal you get.  I've looked at girls who ask for $400.00 an hour.. but for three hours would give you a special rate of $1,000.00 instead of $1200.00.  

Not only did she not offer you a deal, she almost tripled her hourly rate.  She's either severely math incompetent, or completely full of shit.  Or both, lol.

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to_each_his_own 1215 reads
posted
11 / 21

I think she is probably new to the biz and probably freaked out when you asked for a full 3 hours.

She probably had no idea on how to fill those 3 hours. [LOL]

sirthinksalot 1345 reads
posted
12 / 21

I really don't think it is poor math skills that led to that number.  She probably just thought that her looks would allow her to get that price from someone asking for 3 hours.  

Sure it was a little unrealistic, but her asking for such a high price makes me think that she really is the good-looking girl in the photos.

mrgemini 13 Reviews 2259 reads
posted
13 / 21

She claims to provide a GFE experience but no kissing, no DATY, no BBBJ!  Oh, I get it.  It isn't a GFE experience it is a W-I-F-E experience!

hardyharhar 83 Reviews 1751 reads
posted
14 / 21

That made me laugh out loud! (W-I-F-E!)

vorlon 119 Reviews 1094 reads
posted
16 / 21

3 times her incall rate is 750 so I would have thought a bit less than that.

vorlon 119 Reviews 1191 reads
posted
18 / 21

Because if you had ended up seeing her, I think you would have been disappointed.

Masculinepotens 7 Reviews 937 reads
posted
19 / 21

and not very smart, either.  Stay away, not because of the evil she'll do, but the trouble she'll get herself or you in.

Biglittleguy 13 Reviews 662 reads
posted
20 / 21
CollegeGirlAnya See my TER Reviews 1142 reads
posted
21 / 21

Hahaha I could believe that. I can honestly say I was SO nervous for my first 3 hour appointment!! But, jeez...that much of a donation is CRAZY!!

Oh well, best of luck to her...

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