Here is the white knight version of the uncomplicated Call, drive, meet, pay, fuck, drive, done  

A. See ad/review insure has 50+ reviews to insure "legit", write ISO/411 post on board if more then 5 days have elapsed since last review.
B. Write detailed email about enjoying long walks on the beach and send verifying information including job, hours of work, home address, wifes name
C. Call provider before date and repeat what was stated in previous email and confirm appointment
D. Drive to appointment
E. Wait for indefinite period of time believing any story of why being delayed.
F. Meet provider, Pay
G. Spend 45 minutes complimenting provider for being the best most fantastic human that has ever walked the planet
H. Overstay your agreed upon time, cause after all she's fallen in love with you now
I.  Fall in love
J. Leave
K. Write endless shills and defend provider regardless of proof