70 years old, richer than god, on top of my mistress.

Its been a very long time since I have received, and paid for, a lap dance in a strip club. I can't recall ever getting that sort of dance without prepaying. But maybe I looked like I was gonna die soon.

a provider once told me..."And so there I was sitting on his face just like he asked me to and he's doing a pretty good job on me then I notice everything's stopped and I says, Hey? and then I look down and he's not moving.  And the guy had a heart attack right under me and died."

Okay.  So I clicked on the link and read the article.  Then a day or two later, I checked out my facebook page, and it's got this announcement that I've read this friggin article....next to a bunch of notifications about how other people read articles about saving the environment and where to take their children for Memorial Day.  

Seriously...is Mark Zuckerberg going to tell the world everything I do on the Internet?  This is spooky!!!