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Soongonegone 14 Reviews 3873 reads
posted
1 / 19

I will be in MSP for one night next week and wondering who is the must see.  Unfortunately I am not able to get one of the 300+ gals this trip.  There are several that I would love to see, but it is not going to happen this trip.  So what I am looking for is suggestions the for best bang for the buck.  I don't have a problem spending half hour with a great gal if an hour is more than I can pull at this time..

Outcall, DATY and BBBJ are requirements.  Talent in this area trumps all.  I prefer slender to athletic gals and race does not matter.  I will take A or B cups with a smaller ass over C and D's with a big ass.  I have found that 26+ year olds usually are better companions, but am not against younger, but they better have smoking hot bodies to offset any lack of skills.    

PM's or here on the board.  If any ladies feel they fit the bill, let me know also.  I do have references.  TIA

Soongonegone 14 Reviews 109 reads
posted
3 / 19

I have read probably 100 reviews for the area.  As always I take them all with a grain of salt.  I was just trying to get some suggestions.  In my home area we try to help each other when we find a good find.  If it was not for an overnight earlier in the week, funds would not be so low and I would just pick one of the 4-5 top ones I have found on here.  

From what I see, it looks like outcall is king on BP in MSP.  I have read several very good reviews of half hour outcalls from gals that would fit my wants.  They might not be perfect bodies, but have talent.  I could have mentioned them by name, but I wanted some unbiased input.  I have done this same thing on other sites that are popular in certain areas, and been very pleased with the suggestions.  I guess maybe TER is not as friendly.

loveyourtouch 132 reads
posted
4 / 19

I'm just a massage guy, so I can't help you find a provider.  It might have helped if you'd noted in your OP that you had already searched TER.  Not sure where you're from (didn't look, doesn't matter), but we have a small group of white knights here in Mpls who think they own the board, and heaven forbid someone like you asks a question seeking advice from guys.  Their first reaction is to tell you (and others like you) to search TER.  But TER is not reliable.  I have gone to many appointments after reading reviews only to find the provider looks nothing like her pics and/or doesn't do the shit written in the reviews.  Furthermore, in just the last week or 10 days, one of the WKs actually wrote in a board post that he was afraid to write a negative review fearing getting the cold shoulder from providers.  Well, if that's the case, then TER pretty much becomes useless, doesn't it?  Now, had you been a woman asking where's the best place to stay or eat or ask other questions that are easily researched, the knighthood would have fallen over one another to answer the question. They certainly wouldn't have pointed you to Trip Advisor or other review sites.  And check back later...  I'm pretty sure you'll see some knights chiming in here just to take shots at me.   3....2....1 ....     Good luck!  I hope you find the gal who meets your criteria.  Be safe!  
Yes.... take the reviews with a grain or two of salt and some tequila....  and I thought TER was a site to help one another as you thought.  You're right....  not so friendly, is it?

Drumsticks 90 Reviews 141 reads
posted
5 / 19

... with your specific physical parameters and service offerings that you might benefit from accessing the sophisticated search functions available on TER, hence the reason for me to provide a link to them. I was seeking clarification of your query into a 30 minute outcall scenario as I wasn't sure if this is really what you meant or if I misinterpreted that. Historically, discussions of this topic, in this and most other markets, reveal that there is great interest from ladies who are willing to provide this service at the same rate as their hourly incall fee, plus a 'lil extra for their transportation expenses. If you discover that the Minnesota market is rife with this option, I trust that you will report back and help out our community. I hope that you receive numerous responses on this board or via PM. Unfortunately, you might also encounter responses from those who don't have any expertise in the FS realm as do those of the Knighthood and have no credible standing on this board.  

Stay thirsty my good friend!!  :)

loveyourtouch 122 reads
posted
6 / 19

to recover from your snobbish, boorish first reply.  The OP has 12 reviews and is writing here in TER, so it's a pretty good probability he's aware of the TER search functions.  He's also keenly aware that those functions are not very reliable, so her posed a question to which you sarcastically replied with merely a link.  Hardly Mr. Helpful.  If you really were the kind and "wanting to help" individual you portray in your 2nd reply, you would have helped in your 1st.  If you wanted to know the things you wrote, why not ask right away?  Instead, you showed your smugness and self-perceived superiority.  FS or massage doesn't matter.  Just plain ignorance.  Same problems exist.  Credible standing? Are you the arbiter of that? I don't give a shit what you think.  Such an expert in MN.  3 MN reviews in 9 years.  Last MN review over 3 years ago.  Yep, you,re the MN expert.  
Link to Drumsticks reviews.  (He's posted mine a number of times, I wonder if his reviews will stay posted?)
https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/searchbyreviewerResults.asp?MemberName=Drumsticks

loveyourtouch 104 reads
posted
7 / 19

One more thing, Sticks....  you are aware that many FS providers will do sensual massage, aren't you?  I mean it is, after all, all about the money, right?  So just because I don't play hide the salami with them doesn't mean I haven't seen a few of them.  I'll leave it at that.

hazydavy74 49 Reviews 162 reads
posted
8 / 19

Looks like the board is getting more interesting !

Charliemurphey 1 Reviews 157 reads
posted
9 / 19

Why the fuck would you trust that he will pony up shit after what was nothing but a snark at him . Man the fuck up and admit it. You very well may  have made  him decide not to share . You ever think of that?  Oh and what does that fact that someone only sees massage providers make  them less qualified.  Hey people do talk right?  Maybe just maybe he can steer him in a direction . Then OP an do his own further  research.  
Op did state he  does homework  didnt he?  But suppose that just conveniently slipped  your mind .  

LondonJames See my TER Reviews 133 reads
posted
10 / 19

It's been featured on Twitter quite a few times already this month. I'll just say some things are very comment worthy.  

LJ, xox

Soongonegone 14 Reviews 170 reads
posted
11 / 19

I sure did not come on here to cause any problems.  Yes I do research, sometimes I wonder if I dont' have some mild OCD tendencies.   Maybe I just like to read reviews.  I did use the advanced search, and I did come up with some to check out.  The biggest problem with the format here is that I don't think the "Services Offered" ever change after the initial review for that provider.  I have read numerous reviews that say no to DATY in the Services, but you read the reviews and several mention how much she enjoyed it.  Same with BBBJ vs CBJ.  Services change, the first guy might have had swamp ass and she was not going to even go there for a CBJ.  Now she dosen't do BJ at all.  The next review she is giving BBBJCIM.  So who knows.  I may have made my decision on a gal that is fairly new.  I will pass on a review to everyone that was helpful.

souls_harbor 135 reads
posted
12 / 19

You can hardly mention anything including the weather to elicit some sort of lecturing rant here.  So ignore them.

As for reviews, my policy is to see what the majority mention.   There is no verification if a reviewer actually saw the provider.  So lots of reviews are fake -- sometimes to get free days, sometimes to damage a provider, sometimes to promote a provider.  Don't forget the psychopaths who have their own strange agendas.

loveyourtouch 109 reads
posted
13 / 19

about services offered and other descriptive info including price.  It seems to me the info from the first  review regarding description, services offered, price, etc. is the info that gets locked down because, like you wrote, the reviews and the descriptors quite often are not in sync.  That's been a sore spot for me too, and it's a good reason for people (like you) to ask the questions you did.  Would be nice if I could see all the info a reviewer entered and not just the numbers.  There are times when even a provider's ethnicity is wrong because the first reviewer got it wrong...  I guess that's a flaw of the system, and we know it.  But overall it still serves a useful purpose.   Good luck finding that gal....  and I hope you enjoy the cities.

loveyourtouch 141 reads
posted
14 / 19

You're right about the fake reviews, and it's bad when someone writes a fake review based on a fake review. That sort of fucks everyone.  I do what you do plus one more thing... I look at who the reviewer is and look at his reviews to see whom we have reviewed in common and compare my experience to his. That way I know how much credence to give to a review.  But even then it's always a YMMV simply because chemistry and hygiene, etc. play a big part.  And there is also a number of guys who, when I see their reviews, I either believe them or know they're fake (i.e., written by schedulers or providers).  All said...  it's hard to quantify qualitative stuff with so many variables...

TalonTed 92 Reviews 110 reads
posted
16 / 19

You read my mind, ignore the terd that is drum.

Posted By: loveyourtouch
Re: I appreciate the link.  
I'm just a massage guy, so I can't help you find a provider.  It might have helped if you'd noted in your OP that you had already searched TER.  Not sure where you're from (didn't look, doesn't matter), but we have a small group of white knights here in Mpls who think they own the board, and heaven forbid someone like you asks a question seeking advice from guys.  Their first reaction is to tell you (and others like you) to search TER.  But TER is not reliable.  I have gone to many appointments after reading reviews only to find the provider looks nothing like her pics and/or doesn't do the shit written in the reviews.  Furthermore, in just the last week or 10 days, one of the WKs actually wrote in a board post that he was afraid to write a negative review fearing getting the cold shoulder from providers.  Well, if that's the case, then TER pretty much becomes useless, doesn't it?  Now, had you been a woman asking where's the best place to stay or eat or ask other questions that are easily researched, the knighthood would have fallen over one another to answer the question. They certainly wouldn't have pointed you to Trip Advisor or other review sites.  And check back later...  I'm pretty sure you'll see some knights chiming in here just to take shots at me.   3....2....1 ....     Good luck!  I hope you find the gal who meets your criteria.  Be safe!  
 Yes.... take the reviews with a grain or two of salt and some tequila....  and I thought TER was a site to help one another as you thought.  You're right....  not so friendly, is it?

TalonTed 92 Reviews 156 reads
posted
17 / 19

Just more money.  Don't fucking think your missing out because you can't afford or won't pony up $300+.  I started out 150, then 250, then 350, then 450 and even 500.  More $$$ does not equates to  better smelling pussy or service, it just means more $$$$, and more photochop pictures and has an assistant/pimp.  In fact the best BBBJ of my life I paid $60, for college hottie.

Posted By: hermanhaspender

I will be in MSP for one night next week and wondering who is the must see.  Unfortunately I am not able to get one of the 300+ gals this trip.  There are several that I would love to see, but it is not going to happen this trip.  So what I am looking for is suggestions the for best bang for the buck.  I don't have a problem spending half hour with a great gal if an hour is more than I can pull at this time..  
   
 Outcall, DATY and BBBJ are requirements.  Talent in this area trumps all.  I prefer slender to athletic gals and race does not matter.  I will take A or B cups with a smaller ass over C and D's with a big ass.  I have found that 26+ year olds usually are better companions, but am not against younger, but they better have smoking hot bodies to offset any lack of skills.    
   
 PM's or here on the board.  If any ladies feel they fit the bill, let me know also.  I do have references.  TIA


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Tippe 41 Reviews 101 reads
posted
18 / 19

Chastity Lynn. She's the only one I've met earlier this year who will meet the criteria, not perfect but good enough.  

Otherwise there's my favorite agency who I highly recommend uping the ante for. Lots of talented model material come through this place, it has singlehandedly spoiled the MN scene for me. Sometimes I balk at the $300+ fee some ladies are asking around here when the agency ladies work twice as hard. The last one I saw was so into it, I spanked her buttocks welt-red and gave her a bruised neck. To top it off she was so fucking loud I had to cover her mouth with kids walking through the hallway.

Soongonegone 14 Reviews 140 reads
posted
19 / 19

I have to agree that more $ does not mean a better time.  Have paid over 3 for an hour several times from well reviewed providers and been disappointed,  but usually 3 gets more consistent service and a lot of times can find some reviews to have an idea of what I am getting myself into.

My #2 ATF currently is 220 an hour.  She is usually there for at least 90 min and is about a 8.5 looks and 10 for service as far as I am concerned.  My all time favorite will be spending 4 hours with me tonight that may extend to an overnight.  She does a good job of keeping my hobby funds low, but I only get to see her about 4 times a year as she lives 8 hours away.

I am just hoping to find something new as I can rarely play in MSP.  This will be my first opportunity.   Thanks for the suggestions.

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