Minnesota
Wow Snafu you got right to the point! If you have to ask, you can't afford this hobby. With the economic downturn and the ensuing good deals out there, I've had a shortage of sperm! However my SO has been stepping up to help out with that issue
As for the funds, just give the SO everything she wants and spend so fucking much money that she won't miss the extra you spend on actual fucking.
Of course this requires that you had better have had the balls professionally be to be in that position. Or as snafu pointed out, you cannot be a pussy and get pussy.
No seriously, stash the cash and stay within your means or don't do this. And clean your computer, get a to go type phone, keep it turned off and locked out. And don't take notes that might be found.
Oh and this is really important! When a really hot young lady greets you at her door by pulling your pants down and planting a perfect lipstick lip mark on the front of your tighty whiteys, go directly to Wal Mart and buy a new set and throw the others in the drive through garbage can at McDonalds. DO NOT store them as a trophy next to your cash and go phone! That is not even safe in the garage. The cat will drag them in and curl up on your SOs lap with them. You are forwarned.