Minnesota

Hilarious, absolutely hilarious
silenthammer 2768 reads
posted
1 / 30

...and asked for Angel (#1 lady on web).  This is a cut and paste from his email to me:

HornDog (HD)- Hello is Angel available this afternoon

A-A1 Perfect (BS)- Yes she is, I'll page her and she'll call you very soon

HD- Does she have any rev's?

BS- She's very good and can take care of what you're looking for, she'll call you shortly

HD- Shes the one in the pic, right?

BS- She'll call you in 30 minutes or less

HD- Cool, but she's the one I'm looking at on your ad, right?  The #1 pic, pretty blonde?

BS- I am going to page her as soon as I get off the phone

HD- I've read that many of your ladies have rev's, can you list any?

BS- There's too many to list, most of the top rated ladies are ours.  If you see a top rated lady, she works for us

HD-Is Angel one of the top rev'd?

BS- Yes she is, 10's all the way

HD- Can you tell me any sites she rev'd on?

BS-  Ask anyone, ask the strip bars, they'll all tell you I've got the best girls.  I don't go on any sites that have rev's, that would imply I might engage in illegal activity, you know what I mean, don't you?

HD- So you'r telling me she's actually the one pictured??

BS- she'll call you soon, I will page her, do you want a hot woman this afternoon or not?

HD- I want to make sure she'll be the one calling and showing up..

BS- Our ladies are all hot, best in town

HD-  So Angel will be the one calling me back and she'll be the one in the pick?

BS-  I've told you several times, she'll call you in a few minutes (getting irritated) Do you want a hot woman or what?

HD- Yea, dude, that's why I called.  But I read on a site that you site has pics of models you don't have (interruption)

BS-  YOU FUCKERS KEEP CALLING ME FUCK YOU OUR GIRLS ARE HOTTEST PUSSY IN TOWN...click

TFF!

a-a1perfect10 1530 reads
posted
2 / 30

Thats Funny Been Here All Day Never Got A Phone Call Like That Today.

snafu929 20 Reviews 1672 reads
posted
3 / 30

I can't wait for the response by A1 and Twin city guy.  It's now clear why TCG has no reviews but yet is always available to comment on stippers...they are one in the same.

If there is no doubt left, is there any way this agency can be banned from the boards to never be heard of again??

a-a1perfect10 1777 reads
posted
4 / 30

Just Returned From A Party of about 30 guys everyone of the guys said these are the hottest girls they have seen another 30+ guys just at that party now have our vip cards tshirts and bumper stickers and will use us again.

krackt 9 Reviews 1290 reads
posted
5 / 30
Puck 20 Reviews 1659 reads
posted
6 / 30

I was all set to book Jenna Haze for a lap dance, too.

TheLapDoctor 2170 reads
posted
7 / 30


and they are all just dying to do the private dance.

What possible reason would there be to shill for an outfit that uses pics of famous porn stars as girls in their employ??

please change your name to nocredibilityguy.

Puck 20 Reviews 1707 reads
posted
8 / 30

because it is far more valuable to the community for threads like this one to remain in the searchable database.

snafu929 20 Reviews 1727 reads
posted
9 / 30

I guess I didn't see it that way but that's very logical...hell, fun too

snafu929 20 Reviews 1194 reads
posted
10 / 30

Great for you, questions though.

1.  Did the porn stars they thought they were picking out from your site show up?
2.  Were they some of your "heavily reviewed" gals?
3.  Have you ever thought about trying to get someone with some credibility to say a single good word about your service?

Funny though, you seem to show up pretty fast when you are getting your ass kicked on the boards, lol!  Good night, pimp

a-a1perfect10 1328 reads
posted
11 / 30

Funny though, you seem to show up pretty fast when you are getting your ass kicked on the boards, lol!

When Sheila Foxx Calls Me And Tells Me There Are Posting On Here I do Take A Look. Sorry I Don't Just Sit Around Everyday Snafu929 Looking On Here Because You Have Nothing To Do!

a-a1perfect10 1173 reads
posted
12 / 30

Thanks Tcguy as you know i only work with the hottest girls in town hands down i know we have the hottest girl around someday these guys on the board will get a clue.

a-a1perfect10 1541 reads
posted
13 / 30

Tc Guy if you think lynn is hot there is much better ones here also we have gone away from the oldschool ways of the book people never showed up and we are way to busy. We have done over many thousands of parties people trust your word on hot and you and i know what hot is.

RoseMallowe See my TER Reviews 2535 reads
posted
14 / 30

"30+ guys just at that party now have our vip cards tshirts and bumper stickers and will use us again."

Huh?  

LuckyIrishPrick 6 Reviews 1386 reads
posted
15 / 30

We all know very well that Jenna Haze, Anita Dark, Cassie Courtland, Teanna Kai, and Sky Lopez do not work for this agency. He stole their pics and uses them to misrepresent who is in his employ - this is not even a question; we all KNOW this.

If anyone doubts this, please contact me - I have some useless junk....er...I mean, great stuff I'd like to sell you.  

With a gazillion images on the web from which to choose from (steal), why not choose some that are a little more obscure?

Everyone (*everyone who would be interested in such a service, that is*) knows who those girls are. There are tons of equally hot girls with pics on the web who no one would recognize. Even most of the dizzy backpage bimbo's and their 5th grade ed-u-mak-atid pimps have figured this out.

So the better question is, just how fucking dumb is this guy?

a-a1perfect10 1466 reads
posted
17 / 30

blueboy445 your funny last year alone we gave out over 17,000 vip cards at our parties sorry u didnt get one. Tshirts about 5,000 bumper stickers are new in 2011 so will see how many. I will post a like below if you would like to order a shirt please call us.

craiglist4 48 Reviews 1390 reads
posted
18 / 30

Posted By: a-a1perfect10
Thats Funny Been Here All Day Never Got A Phone Call Like That Today.
The post is about whether we really get to see the girl in the pic, not what day the call took place.  If you don't do bait n switch, then DENY it.  If B & S is your business model and you are happy with that, then don't bitch when we discuss it.

rambleon1 200 Reviews 1961 reads
posted
19 / 30

over the past couple of years. One that I still see occasionally is definitely a 10 and everything is on the table but she does not advertise. In fact, she doesn't even ask for professional rates. She is 23, blonde, hot as hell, and has pics posted on two different modeling sites. I would see her every week if she was available that often. I can't speak for all the ladies that he recommends, but when TCGuy emails me about a lady, I pay attention.

a-a1perfect10 1706 reads
posted
21 / 30

Ask Yourself if They Are So Ugly Why Does EveryGuy At Our Parties Want One??

blueboy445 2 Reviews 2297 reads
posted
22 / 30

I'll bet they're not even mass produced.  He stayed up all night painting over other bumper stickers, using iron-ons for the shirts and photoshopped the vip cards.  Hey, those particular vip cards, suppose that means 'Very Incompetent Pimp'?

Posted By: RoseMallowe
 "30+ guys just at that party now have our vip cards tshirts and bumper stickers and will use us again."

Huh?  

Puck 20 Reviews 1138 reads
posted
23 / 30

Jenna Haze, Anita Dark, Cassie Courtland, Teanna Kai, Sky Lopez - once and for all, are they the girls who come to the door if the aliases with their pictures are booked? Or is he a bait and switch agency using stolen pictures?

FWIW - I have no doubt that there are attractive women working for this guy - that has never been the issue. The question at hand is: Does he represent the women in the pictures, and are they the ones who show up?

Come on sparky - answer the question.

blueboy445 2 Reviews 1278 reads
posted
24 / 30

'One' being Einstein and 'Ten' being shower curtain mildew, I'd have to go with 'Infinity'.

Posted By: LuckyIrishPrick
We all know very well that Jenna Haze, Anita Dark, Cassie Courtland, Teanna Kai, and Sky Lopez do not work for this agency. He stole their pics and uses them to misrepresent who is in his employ - this is not even a question; we all KNOW this.

If anyone doubts this, please contact me - I have some useless junk....er...I mean, great stuff I'd like to sell you.  

With a gazillion images on the web from which to choose from (steal), why not choose some that are a little more obscure?

Everyone (*everyone who would be interested in such a service, that is*) knows who those girls are. There are tons of equally hot girls with pics on the web who no one would recognize. Even most of the dizzy backpage bimbo's and their 5th grade ed-u-mak-atid pimps have figured this out.

So the better question is, just how fucking dumb is this guy?    

blueboy445 2 Reviews 1306 reads
posted
25 / 30

you will post a 'like'?  what is this, Facebook?  go advertise there (and see how long you last).  DISlike.  And the only thing I'd call you for would be a good laugh, which I've already gotten here.  Don't wait up for my call.

Posted By: a-a1perfect10
blueboy445 your funny last year alone we gave out over 17,000 vip cards at our parties sorry u didnt get one. Tshirts about 5,000 bumper stickers are new in 2011 so will see how many. I will post a like below if you would like to order a shirt please call us.

NDGeekboy 13 Reviews 1230 reads
posted
26 / 30

Just an idea, but can anyone get in touch with these porn stars in question? Their agents? Maybe their managers? Send them the link to A-A1's site and then let their lawyers sort it out.

There is a federal statute on the books that states explicitly that a person has first and last say on how his or her image is to be used. (I had an issue with a promotoional video shot at a school and neither the production company in question nor the school explained the project or secured the permission of any of the students. After about ten months of rifling through a law library, I found said statute. The school sent out some Consent of Release forms and even ponied up a few bucks for each student in the video. So, yeah, I know this statute exists and is A-A1 is actually illegally using those images, the lawyers of those stars are going to have some fun.)

Like I said, just an idea.

NDGeekboy 13 Reviews 1092 reads
posted
27 / 30

It's not a round-up -- It's finding them, one by one, suing them, setting precedent, and collecting the fair of revenue from a person or company that's profiting from those illegally used images. Once precedent is set, it makes any further and inevitable lawsuits that much quicker.

And it's not a matter of logistics. It's a matter of principle, of rights, and of justice.

Someone, please, contact Jenna Haze and these other women, or at least their agents. They and their lawyers can -- and will -- shut these clowns down.

oleoneeye 152 Reviews 2207 reads
posted
28 / 30

Isn't this board about girls you can actually FUCK.  The last fucking thing any hobbyist wants is a goddamn cock tease stripper cunt.  In 30 plus years of hobbying I can count with the fingers on one hand the number of strippers turned escorts that were worth a shit.  They all follow the same playbook and have the same job description - empty the fucker's pockets and send him to the ATM to get more.   Get ready for upsells, B&S, scams, and rip-offs if you play by TCG's playbook.  But I am sure there is some fine pussy to be found that way and every once in a while you will strike gold.  But its gonna cost you a small fortune mining it.  Get ready to drive home with that hard-on.  

In the early days of testing the waters here back in MN, I called A1 a number of times, actually made an appointment a couple of times and it was ALWAYS a bait & switch.  I know of a couple of escorts that started out working their stag parties and they confirmed it to me that they NEVER use the girl's real photos, and even if a girl's real photo is on the site, they simply send out whoever the fuck they have available.  I guarantee that they have never said no to the question if a specific lady is available.

741512th 34 Reviews 1055 reads
posted
29 / 30

is the way A-1 (like the steak sauce but without the good reputation) always tries to answer this issue every time it comes up in Palin-esque fashion; digging the hole deeper ande deeper and deeper . . .

honestRB 1807 reads
posted
30 / 30

NONE of the girls on his site work for him. They're all a B&S. He is a perverted asshole who makes his money by scamming these men out here into thinking they're getting this unbelievably HOT provider and then bam.... some trailer trash girl shows up... either an 18 year old, or a 45 year old. He is a horrible business man and is obviously greedy and would rather have all the $$ he can get right now rather than building a credible business that he would have MANY repeat customers.... And, who the HELL would put a bumper sticker on their car?! You must have lost your mind.... I think all that tanning and working out you do has gotten to your brain cells....

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