As the tax deadline approaches, I wonder what providers put on their tax returns for occupation?  

Most of providers don't declare their provider income or file taxes for it. If they do, it is grossly under reported.

I recently received a form from the census bureau requiring me to supply information about my business for an economic census. For reasons unknown to me they sent me a form tailored to "miscellaneous services" and I was happy to know that I could report my business as being in NAICS category 812990 - "Escort Services, Social" (http://www.naics.com/free-code-search/naicsdescription.php?code=812990; SIC http://standard-industrial-classification-sic.findthedata.org/q/21134/980/What-industry-does-the-Standard-Industry-Classification-SIC-Code-72990300-represent) along with the more the 83,000 businesses that report themselves as being in this business category.    

Nobody has to list his occupation on their tax forms.  
This is on the form, but it is optional and may be left blank.  
What is required is to declare ALL income.  
Being paid in cash does not relieve you of the duty to pay taxes on your income.

I believe the Government 'entitlement' to tax our income is technically illegal still...

And I have to disagree with one of the above posters saying that we don't file. I know many of the ladies reading this board file! Those who don't would be those who don't know. When I got into this everyone would say "It wasn't the legalities that brought down Al Capone, it was the tax evasion!"

I'm not at all surprised you, and likely most other providers, include the income from their provider business on their taxes.  Beyond the ethical issue, there's the danger of an audit and its ramifications if you don't include all income.  e.g., "Let's see, the mortgage and property tax deductions were $X, medical expenses were $Y, etc., and reported income was only $Z??" I wouldn't doubt that the IRS has analytics software that checks such things and spits out exception reports.

Unless you're my accountant & tax preparer.

this is a ridiculous question. sorry
your concerned why????

There was no hidden agenda in my question. I look at this hobby with a bit of amusement and fun.
The obvious answer for occupation is not good, so what does everyone say? It was meant to be fun.

I had this around, I thought it was funny.

That was funny.  Personally, it's a discussion board, and if I don't want you to know, I won't respond.  However, I've been a CMT for more than half my life, so that's the obvious answer for me.  I run a legit biz...

Not saying the question isn't valid,  I'm saying it's not anyone's concern but my own.  Since they aren't doing my books & all. Sometimes it's best not to read into too much with the hobby.  
 I find it in poor taste when someone asks me "How many people have you seen today yada & the like.  
 Good rule of thumb is to not ask a lady something you wouldn't feel comfortable answering yourself.  
 Just sayin. Xo, V.

I've also seen entertainer, personal trainer, personal shopper and life coach.

Lol!

a question you wouldn't feel comfortable answering yourself like:

Excellent list!

as long as we pay taxes.   We could put down "Snow Queen" ......they would not care.

That's why it's a duty. i assume you don't fly around everywhere you go and never touch one inch of public property. (Remember, you're the one who said it's illegal.)