Called Kiyanna and she told me to call her when I got to Bloomington. She wouldn't answer the phone, wouldn't return my messages. I waited for 2 and a half hours. She has good reviews on Ter, so I was really surprised.

she did that to me a couple of months ago only I didn't wait 2 hours after 20 minutes I figured she wasn't gonna see me and went to plan b.  needles to say shes off my list for good.

She took her ad of of BP. Here is another ad for her.

I have had good luck with her and seen her multiple times the last few years.  She has been my plan B when plan A NCNS'ed me a few times.

would you wait around for 2 1/2 hours?

...under the circumstances...no answer? Bye bye, beeeeotch! It's one thing if she answers and needs you to hold up for a few, but no answer - bad sign - 5 minutes and then fuck her, and by 'fuck her', I mean the opposite of actually fucking her.

I can't imagine what a guy has to be thinking to wait for an hour and a half for a chick to answer the phone. I'm sure she was just in there doing kegels to get her pussy extra tight, and can't reach the phone because she accidentally squeezed so tightly that it created a massive vacuum effect and sucked the phone right into her uterus along with the lamp shade and a hair dryer, and the hair dryer is stuck on so she can't hear it ringing, but if I give it an hour and  half or so, eventually she'll realize the phone is lodged in her twat and fish it out by using her curling iron like a set of tongs, and the first thing she'll do is call me right back, because even though I have never met her, I am a priority in this hookers life.  

For that matter, if I was the chick, and realized that this strange man had just sat out in the parking lot for an hour and a half waiting on me to pick up the phone, I'd be filing that one under stalker and creeping out the back door.

Actually, I had typed that wrong. It was an hour and a half.

So when is the provider going to start bashing the hell out of this guy for reporting a no show?

I think he gets it now dont wait over an hour.  I thought the point of the thread was that Kiyanna no showed a confirmed appointment.

My guess is that it will be the last time Mr. beenaround will wait that long but I'm sure he appreciates the concern as to his motives for waiting.

Maybe he was trying to reach the next potential ncns on his list.

Why Should I get bashed. What did I go wrong. I was there, she was not. Her fault, not mine. She was the no show.

I AM NOT a stalker. She wasn't even there. GET IT.

Yes. You are correct. I don't want anybody else to go thru it.

Yes. That is exactly right. I was trying to line up another provider and I had to take into consideration driving distance from where I was, so the best plan was to wait as long as I could.

I get it. I don't think you get it, but it's ok.

One can see how you got the last part of ur handle, because u r one.  Don't u have anything better to do then sit around and critcize a dude for trying to do the right thing for this board and him self? Get a life!! Nice to know that you are the allknowing perfect member of this board who always does the right perfect thing.

No, at the moment I posted that comment, I did not have something better to do, otherwise I would have been doing it, dumbass. Just like you had nothing better to do but read my post and then complain about it.  

You can thank...or blame...Steve Jobs, whose fantasitic technolgical creations allow me to use a break in my day just to come on here and post something that will get your panties all knotted up in your ass crack. Your constant bitching about me makes it all worth while. I'm glad to know you are so profoundly affected by me...or, possibly, I really don't give a shit...one of the two.  

So, shitbird, since whining to me about me will get you no where, may I suggest that if you don't like my attitude, complain to the mod (take a number), or dial 1-800-MOMMY and talk to someone who gives a fuck. I don't.

I don't think it is far fetched to assume that the poster is not a lady.  'She' could be a fellow hobbyist, like me, who gets sick of your attitude.

The OP did wait too long, IMO, and in that manner I agree with you.  I think he learned one or two things from this experience.  However, to browbeat the poor guy as he ascends up the learning curve in this business is immature, un-called for, and simply an asshole thing to do.

If you are "sick" of my attitude, then you are not only paying WAY too much attention to me, but reading WAY too much into what I post...and you might have a few other issues too. I mean why should YOU give a fuck about what I say? I'm no one that matters in your life...or...maybe I am....hmmmmmmm.  

As far as this board goes, and for that matter all things involving meaningless diversions such as whore boards and paying for cunt - I do not speak without tounge in cheek. If you don't get it, tough shit. If the OP can't handle a little jab, tough shit. I'm not here to impress none of you motherfuckers.