The timid Birthday Boy!?

Did you have a good 26th kid?  

Review? Or at least a thumbs up! I have a hunch someone rocked your world as you blew out the candles. (And not the only blowing we think)  
Don't need to know who, just hope it was good!

After you drop off the envelope and clean up....just think "this woman wants me, and only me for the next xx minutes!"

Let her take it from there!

  Butthole  

P.s- clean and scrub *me* before dates!