I'm keeping at it, keeping it real, beating the man at his own game - even wrote a song about my experiences with the "ladies" down below!!
But, first let me see the funny side of this week in review:
1) People, just too many abbreviations I have to keeping going to the abbreviations for the village idiots... please spell it out!!
2) Rylee Snow - why doesn't she just have a enter button on her site, (there is an exit) no you have to click on the picture, pity the fools...now that my rage is under control, and I'm back with Buddha, she looks extremely hot, thanks for the mini, but again refer to my video.
3) Tunnel of Love is that at the same Highway exit as the Zoo? Tried to get to the attached web site but I have the patience of a fly, my high speed was low speed...not sure what the heck I'm missing??? Pearls-Porn Stars?
4) Early Mornings - nothing like the smell of napalm and sex in the morning, the wood is hard but also has that hardiness!!
5) Mr Wiggles from the Windy City stuck in downtown - man I feel for you...
6) The Real WonderWomen - who makes this stuff up and we buy it, time and time again - who was Wonderwomen (WW) super hero pal???Someone take a chance and you can use the line "hi WW I'm Dave would you like to meet (insert Hero's name for your member)" and you got a great opening line!!
7) New Lady - highly reviewed, usually means: 4,5,3,4,5, only here for a short time means: until they catch on. But in this cause after much research and phone calls it was the old Bella, I believe that is a good thing but heck why not just say that if you going to say "highly reviewed"? Just a question, people do complete research..
8) needinsex and MN players website - this one just didn't get a lot of play, I need sex, I'm a player, but I don't have a web site, but like last week "I stay at a Holiday Inn last night" what gives here, does everyone else get it but me?
9) Hillary - I don't think she wants her name broadcasted, maybe, just maybe she took her website down for a reason, maybe play it on the down-low; oops I said her name, she is special now isn't she.....quietly, if a tree fell in Forest (you know the rest)
10) 411 on...'here is someone who met her" - all I did in the past with her is Russian, there goes those damn code words again all I know about Russia is that it is a damn country!! Some of them like to drink Vodka, did they drink together? Jen no flirting with Mr tfc, I'm reading here...get a room!!
11) Music on web sites - Guys quit going to the library to view TER, I know the librarian is hott! Those of you hiding in the study from your wife's...don't be a kill joy because it is just soooo fun to hear the top ten!!
12) Have not gotten a cent yet; from last weeks request for me to visit a Porn star, that would be financed by board members, remember it is the holiday season and give until it hurts...
13) Plugs..Mr STILLNHIDING - thanks for joining me on the confused side - I scratch my head everyday, barely can I find my way to work, maybe we should hide together or go on the Lam?
Mr Puck I'm in need of major help...folks, keep them a coming...watch my new song for all the great ladies I have seen in the past and those in the future!!Lasting is over-rated..
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