Once in this lifetime...how are you making your day special?

Wanting 12 12 12. I'll celebrate half the day with my6! Lol!!

that brings the rabbit out of the hat...it is the magic of the magician!  

Never met a woman who didn't think 5 inches or so wasn't enough if used correctly.

Who ever came up with the notion being hung like a horse was sublime & the ultimate fantasy for a lady probably had no clue what kegels were. My goodness! I'm a lady not a piece of beef to be beaten by a meat tenderizer! Lol!

Hearts,
 Your Kegels are what dreams are made of!!! See you soon.
                                           Pete

That was really a brilliant response!!

At humor. Apparently a bad attempt! I agree that its how you use it! Sorry to cause the uproar.

A fill'er up'er is my name for a cock that is 6-8 inches in length.  Perfect size, perfect fit!!

Oh my dear sweet man. The responses weren't intended to cause an uproar. At least for me anyway, it was all in fun. My apologies if I was offensive.

As for you pety. Lol! I'll be surrounding the Jacuzzi with sparklers instead of candles. Who says the 12/12/12 celebration has to end today?!

Not at all. Lets just hug and call it good

You got a smile out of me.  I think everyone knew what you were up to.  Don't sweat it!

No uproar at all...I think everyone enjoyed the humor and were just playing along!  All in jolly good fun!

It is silly and cute date because of the numbers...hope everyone has had a wonderful, happy day regardless of the date!

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....fucking machine!  Seriously, you can fit it with the size of your choice, how about a nice Doc Johnson 8 incher on a piston that is like the energizer bunny, keeps going.....LOL

Abracadabra!

Different strokes for different folks.  I guess there are ladies out there who like 'em large.  Good thing for the well endowed!

But, if you ever had a dude show up with a cock as big around as your wrist (7 inches around), you might be more appreciative of the average sized cock.  Not to be gross but I bled afterwards and was packing ice for a week after that experience.