A man was lying on his deathbed, his wife there to comfort him during his last moments.
Being a good catholic and a strong believer in confession he began to say something that he felt he needed to get off of his chest before passing from this present life.
As he began to speak though, his wife told him not to speak, to save his strength but he would hear nothing of the sort for he knew the end was already near.
So his faithful wife listened as he said in his rapidly fading voice, “honey, I love you so I feel like I should be the one to tell you this. I cheated on you with your sister, your sister's friend, and your sister's friend's sister.''
Now the man, having spent the last of his strength lay quietly as his wife looked at him with lovingly understanding eyes and said, ''I know...that's why I poisoned you.''



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